Take Care Of Tilly

By Jon Condit
May 7th, 2007

Oh those crazy teens, will they never learn? How many times do groups of them have to be killed in abandoned places by psychos before they get the message? I guess these stupid kids have to exist so the nut-jobs can live.

During Halloween a few young guys have decided to pull off a prank or two on their girlfriends in an empty grapefruit orchard. Everything would be fine and dandy if it weren't for ... The Caretaker.

We got word today that Jennifer Tilly and Judd Nelson have attached themselves to a new Bryce Olson project, The Caretaker. Tilly gets to play a hot teacher who is willing to sleep with one of her students in exchange for a shot at fame. "We took a current trend that we found both tragic and disturbing and put it in the forefront of our film," says director Bryce Fridrik Olson. "No one could do a better job as this character than the sexy and talented Jennifer Tilly. We were lucky to have her and Judd."

This one feels like a case of wait-and-see. Keep checking back for more info.

- Kryten Syxx