Precinct 13 Rocks!
With Father's Day right around the corner, it got me thinking. You know what would be fucking cool? Having Robert Kurtzman as a dad! Just think of the possibilities --
Don't feel like going to school? Boom! Animatronic replica goes in your place!
Need to get a few more bucks in your car accident settlement? Boom! Some quick latex appliances complete with squibs, and there's no jury or judge in the world who wouldn't send you home with a couple of extra G's for pain and suffering.
Tiny penis? Ever see Boogie Nights?
You get where I'm going. The guy's a mad friggin' scientist! Fresh off of his new film, The Rage (review here), he and his company, Precinct 13 Entertainment, have released a couple of music videos for the band Mushroomhead that feature quite a few disturbing moments!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm looking into some adoption papers to forward along to a friend!
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