Paris Sings Repo!
No. Fucking. Way.
Paris Hilton cannot sing. I refuse to believe that the girl has a set of pipes on her at all, especially considering she’s about 64 lbs. soaking wet. Nevertheless, Darren Bousman has cast the celebutante (love that term) in his upcoming rock opera Repo! The Genetic Musical, in which she will play the daughter of the main bad guy of the piece, Paul Sorvino.
"I have auditioned at least 30 actresses for this role," Bousman told Variety. "Paris came in and owned it. She is this role."
Fucked up. Seriously. If you’re curious about Paris’ singing ability, she released a self-titled album last year that might help satisfy that curiosity (get it from Evilshop!). Look for more Repo! casting news soon as the man is making his final decisions in the coming weeks.
Wonder what horrors she will endure in our forums!
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