I Know Who'd Like to Kill Her
I hate all of the media's little princess whores. Paris, Nicole, Lindsey. You name them, I want to see them bound, gagged, and sacrificed to the dark gods. As a matter of fact, it pains me to have to even report on movies they're starring in. Yet, I suffer for my craft. Sigh.
There. I've fulfilled my obligation as a horror journalist. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to check out some Britney Spears up-skirt pics. Thanks.
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