File This One Under WTF?
Longtime Dread Central reader Mark Vale sent us a link to a news story that appeared on The Sun Online detailing a video account of a creepy fucking gnome (I like writing that here on the site almost as much as covering the movie Donkey Punch) that was terrorizing a group of kids from General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina. Lucky for us one of the teens had a camera phone that could record video! YAY!
Clickify the above link to read more about this pointy-hatted, sideways walking antagonist and to see the video. We don't know how much cred this story holds, but if this shit continues, we're flying The Foywonder out there to take care of business. He'll learn that little bastard!
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