Elvira's Mistress Movie Special Screening!
I may have only been eight years old when Elvira, Mistress of the Dark arrived at the local cinema, but that movie forever changed me. From that point on I knew I would grow up to lust after black-haired women with large breasts. The American Dream right there!
Anyway, now twenty years have passed, and Elvira is still the sexiest horror host out there. But what of her classic flick that featured hotdogs in tacos, flash dancing and lots of jiggling? Will it get some kind of anniversary DVD? No, that's not coming out until October according to reader Jerry and Elvira's MySpace profile! But we want instant gratification, damnit!
Oh, and well get it because Mistress of the Dark is getting a screening hosted by the Elvira herself in San Diego instead! Check out the poster below and Elvira.com for tickets!

- Syxx
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I don't know about Syxx, but I lusted after them BEFORE I grew up. Now my wife won't let me have one. Dammit.
Submitted by Blockbuster on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 1:46pm.
"I knew I would grow up to lust after black-haired women with large breasts"... You are a class act Mr. Syxx!
Submitted by PelusaMG on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 6:57am.
As soon as I saw "San Diego," I knew it was going to be smack dab in the middle of Comic-Con. Damn! We probably won't be able to get away, but it sure would be fun!
Submitted by The Woman In Black on Wed, 07/02/2008 - 2:49pm.