Colonel Kill Motherfuckers!

Although some of us are on Christmas vacation, there are some things that come down the tubes that demand immediate attention. One such thing is Hack Movies' new indy flick titled Colonel Kill Motherfuckers. Yes, that is the actual title of the movie. And yes, it does live up to its name.

While many low budget independent features usually turn out to be long ... boring and unfunny movies about zombies; zombies gone wild; or zombies on motocross bikes, this pic actually looks to accomplish what many cannot. It is actually entertaining! My god!

"Colonel Kill" concerns a group of Role playing nerds who, while attempting to rid themselves of their dork-ass ways, piss off, and through a series of crazy events, kill a homicidal ex-army veteran named Jack Scabtree. Unfortunately for them, Scabtree's mother is heavy into the Black Arts, and soon, Jack Scabtree has been raised from the dead, with but one thought on his mind: To kill those motherfucking kids!"

Sure, the synopsis may not pack the kind of punch that would have most of us eagerly awaiting the film's arrival on DVD, but the following videos do the trick just fine. Check them out below. After that, make sure to head over to Hack Movies' MySpace and make a new friend.

The Teaser Clip

Behind the Scenes

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