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Birch, Murphy & Blanchard Face Deadline





Thora Birch starring in DeadlineIs it wrong to be so attracted to Thora Birch? I mean really, really attracted? Not to the point of stalking or anything, but close ... I’ll take your silence to mean that no, it is not wrong. Moving on!

THR is reporting that Birch is starring in a new Shining-like film alongside Brittany Murphy and Tammy Blanchard called Deadline, which started rolling in Louisiana on Wednesday. Murphy stars in Deadline as a screenwriter who travels to an abandoned house to finish a script on time, but a series of strange events lead her to a psychological breakdown.

Sean McConville is making his directing debut on the film, which is being independently financed. Marc Blucas (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”) also stars. More on Deadline, and my obsession with Thora Birch, as it develops!

- Johnny Butane

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Terminal's picture

Thora Birch is hot to trot. It's hard to believe the character from "Ghost World" would inspire such an erection, but lo and behold... BOING!

Mena Suvari has always been mediocre, IMO. Looks, personality, and acting ability.


Submitted by Terminal on Sun, 06/08/2008 - 2:13am.
Cash Bailey's picture

It's weird that AMERICAN BEAUTY happened to have the two most mongoloid foreheads in the business in the same movie: Thora Birch and Mena Suvari.

But to re-iterate: GHOST WORLD is one of the prime 'spank bank' movies of modern times. You can keep your slutty movies with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Give me Thora Birch and Scarlett Johannsen in sweaters, plaid skirts and glasses any day.


Submitted by Cash Bailey on Sat, 06/07/2008 - 11:00pm.
RingoJ's picture

Her forehead helps balance out her tits, which are also huge.


Submitted by RingoJ on Sat, 06/07/2008 - 6:53pm.
Blockbuster's picture

I have only two words:

American Beauty.

Nuff Said. Birch is GORGEOUS.


Submitted by Blockbuster on Sat, 06/07/2008 - 2:23pm.
The Buz's picture

Shining-like?

That is the Shining! What a fucking rip off.

All I can see in my head now is Groundskeeper Willy telling Thora Birch not to star in this piece of shit for fear of being sued.


Submitted by The Buz on Fri, 06/06/2008 - 1:54pm.

"Chicks with giant foreheads ARE sexy."

... and you also have somewhere to set your beer down!


Submitted by PelusaMG on Fri, 06/06/2008 - 6:48am.
Cash Bailey's picture

Chicks with giant foreheads ARE sexy.

Feel no shame, Butane. If you haven't rubbed one out while watching GHOST WORLD then you can't be considered a human male.


Submitted by Cash Bailey on Fri, 06/06/2008 - 5:45am.

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