The Rotten One over at STYD scored himself a hi-rez copy of the photo that's set the interwebz on fire with speculation, hatred, and anticipation!
The first still from the new Friday the 13th that hit the Internet was kind of tiny, but now courtesy of Shock Till You Drop you can behold the new Mr. Voorhees in all his glory! Click the link above to see the entire image!
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Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 7:22pm.
That K-Mart jacket fucking sucks. He easily looked the worst ever in Freddy vs Jason and now they kept the horrible clothes. Goddamn idiots.
Submitted by kiddcapone on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 7:45am.
That is one scary ass 'tard.
Submitted by The Unknown Murderer on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 10:42am.
It says a lot abut Fuller and Form that they expect everyone to fill their undies at something as truly mediocre as this.
Submitted by Cash Bailey on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 7:55am.
Who says they think we're all going to fill our undies? It's a promo pic. Nothing more nothing less.
Submitted by G.D. on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 10:17am.
That's one huge vein on his neck. Has Jason been hitting the juice? Is it really Chris Benoit under that mask?
Submitted by Kryten Syxx on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 3:57am.
Do you know how cool it would be if Jason killed someone with a diving headbutt?
Submitted by Jerel Of The Dead on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 8:29am.
RDiving headbutt right off the top of the main cabin.
That would be sweet. Then, he could get his victim into a crippler cross-face and make them tap out before he rapes his or her cranium with a machete.
Submitted by The Unknown Murderer on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 10:44am.
New Jason makes Dawson cry! Now I'm crying!
OH FUCK EVERYBODY'S CRYING!
Submitted by Rottenjesus on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 2:06am.
Hee hee hee!
Submitted by The Unknown Murderer on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 10:45am.
To be sung to the theme of Dawson's Creek.
"I don't wanna wait, for this girl to swim over
I want to stomp her head in with my feet
I don't wanna wait, for this bitch to swim over
Will her brain be firm or will it be....soggy..."
Da Da Da Duh Da...
Submitted by frank_dracman on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 7:06am.
High-fucking-larious!
Submitted by Chainsaw on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 10:03am.
Umm, it's Jason...
That's definitely him.
Yep... (looks around for something vaguely interesting)
Submitted by Cash Bailey on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 1:21am.
The most horrifying thing about him is how that brown on his shirt matches his tan. Just because you're mentally impaired doesn't mean you shouldn't color coordinate. Loser.
Submitted by Spaceshark on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 8:59pm.
is just me or do his legs look all gangly compared to the rest of him?
Submitted by ImTheMoon on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 8:12pm.
That's what I saw too. Could have happened expanding the image maybe?
Submitted by Gus Bjork on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 8:28pm.
Looks like the guy I gave some change to the other day...
Submitted by frank_dracman on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 8:01pm.
Freddy: "That's no monster! It's..."
Rips off hockeymask.
ALL: "Gasp! LARRY BYRD!!!"
Freddy "You thought you could scare the NBA sponsors away from Camp Crystal Lake didn't you Mr. Byrd? That way you could keep all the profits for your Inner City Retard Summer Basketball Camp wouldn't you?"
Submitted by Gus Bjork on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 7:52pm.
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling camp counselors!
Submitted by Blockbuster on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 3:44pm.
Gritty, dirty... Yep, this is Platinum Dunes alright.
Submitted by MagusMaleficus on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 7:49pm.
Well at least he has the big mutant neck.
Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 7:44pm.