Splatterhouse

Reviewed by Uncle Creepy Available for Xbox 360 (reviewed here) and PlayStation 3

Can you think of a finer way to kick off the holiday season than with some gratuitous violence and dismemberment? Yeah, we can't either so as a means to help you keep your sanity while shopping we've got your chance to get your hands on the most horrific stress relieving game of the year, Splatterhouse, on us!

In a world in which scantily clad chicks cos-play to the delight of teens across the country and people are caught jacking off to dancing night elves in World of Warcraft, is it any wonder that a virtual babe is making it to the pages of an adult magazine?

November 23rd, 2010, cannot get here soon enough for gamers! Why, you ask? Because that's when Namco finally delivers its latest iteration of the classic Splatterhouse to blood-hungry fans! Recently our own Mr. Dark sat down with Associate Producer Dan Tovar to talk about the reimagining of this truly killer franchise! Curious as to what to expect? Get ready for the goods!

We’re only a couple of weeks away from the long awaited launch of Splatterhouse, and Namco has provided us two new batches of screenshots, one focusing solely on Splatter Kills and the other showing off some of the Survival Arenas and Alternate Masks that are available for the game. Synopsis:

November 23rd, 2010, cannot get here soon enough for gamers! Why, you ask? Because that's when Namco finally delivers its latest iteration of the classic Splatterhouse to blood-hungry fans! Recently our own Mr. Dark sat down with Associate Producer Dan Tovar to talk about the reimagining of this truly killer franchise! Curious as to what to expect? Get ready for the goods!

Please Namco ... give us this game like yesterday! All these trailers and teaser screens! They're making us drool non-stop. We've ruined at least three shirts and every now and then we pee a little.

One game we've been keeping a close eye on around here is Namco's revamp of their deliciously bloody classic, Splatterhouse. To celebrate the return of the game we've got a look at a new retro-trailer that mixes the old with the new as well as about three minutes of gameplay B-roll. Start your drooling now, horror gamers!

So I was able to get my greedy little paws on the upcoming Namco title Splatterhouse while at the San Diego Comic-Con. For this updated retelling of the original 1988 beat-em-up, side-scroller game, Splatterhouse has undergone a serious makeover, including Rick, who has gone from looking like Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th to a cross-breed of Abomination and a Tank from Left 4 Dead.

One game we're keeping a really keen eye on in a "Holy cow, we need this RIGHT NOW" kind of way is Namco Bandai's redux of its classic survival horror phenom Splatterhouse. We've loved every single pixel we've seen of it thus far, but thanks to E3 2010 fans are finally getting to see this bad boy in action!

A new trailer for Namco's reinvention of the granddaddy of survival horror games, Splatterhouse, has hit in honor of E3, and we have every gore-soaked second of it for you.

If there's one game we're all dying for some solid info on, at the very least in terms of a release date, it's Namco's reinvention of the granddaddy of survival horror games, Splatterhouse. We've all seen the delicious screen shots and salivated over some early game footage, and now the most meatiest offering to date is here! Strap in for the extended trailer!

Some new screenshots landed in our inbox today dripping with entrails. We were most pleased! Splatterhouse -- the original bloodcurdling epic video game featuring a hockey-masked killer with a bigass 2x4 that took the Turbografx 16 and Sega Genesis by storm. Bless you, Namco. Bless your black still beating heart!

Before Resident Evil ... before Alone in the Dark ... before, hell, Ghouls’ N Ghosts and just about everything else ... there was Splatterhouse -- the original bloodcurdling epic video game featuring a hockey-masked killer with a bigass 2x4 that took the Turbografx 16 and Sega Genesis by storm. Namco just sent over some new screenshots of its upcoming redux of the popular horror game from back in the day, and wow, they look pretty damned sweet and pretty damned violent! Bless you, Namco. Bless you!

Well, at least one bit of news regarding a hulking killer wearing a hockey mask looks to be making me happy this weekend. Old school gamers rejoice! Splatterhouse is coming back to consoles and we've got a preview to get you salivating!