FX Nabs Twilight for TV Run

So you're just about done both weeping and swooning over Twilight's sparkly yet brooding vamps in theatres, in print, and on DVD, and you're wondering to yourself ... "Gee, I really wish I could watch these movies edited and with commercials on cable so I can have some heavy petting time during the breaks. I wonder which station will be airing the films?" Drop your Kleenex and wonder no more!