Scott O. Brown
Going to jail sucks. Yep, there's no arguing that fact. From top to bottom an inmate's life is a horror show from morning to night. But what if it could be worse? What if on top of everything else the prison that you've been sentenced to serve your time in was run by vampires?
In an unprecedented move, a production company is getting set to turn a graphic novel (the term given to comic books when people want them to sound more adult, kind of like calling lotion "age-defying ointment") into a movie! Crazy bastards! That approach to finding new content will never work!