Sasquatchploitation

There was a 1977 TV movie called Snowbeast about a killer Yeti terrorizing a Colorado ski resort. You barely saw the monster at all. Now there's a new killer Yeti movie called Snow Beast, starring John Schneider and Jason London, and you'll see 100 times more monster in this trailer than in all of that Seventies flick.

Time for some more good old fashioned Sasquatchploition in a movie filmed with hot chicks and scary hairy beasts! Do you think you have what it takes to heed the Shriek of the Sasquatch? Prove it by watching this new trailer.

Somewhere upon reading this, the Foywonder is dancing a tiny Jig of Joy™! That's right, kids! China is getting into the Sasquatchploitation game on a grand scale, looking to create a 3D Avatar-like experience featuring the mythical man-ape!

Bigfoot? Werewolf? A hairy beast unto itself? Not sure what exactly the titular beast of the new Spanish language creature feature The Mountain Wailer is, but you most certainly do not want to hear its cry.

Oh, Sasquatch, will you ever find inner peace? Not in this trailer for Lost Woods, the newest slice of Sasquatchploitation coming at us next year, that's for sure.

Bigfoot just won't stop killing. He is one angry hominid. The humongous hairy will be continuing his murderous rampage in two more Sasquatchploitation flicks on the way: Savage and Assault of the Sasquatch. We have an extended synopsis for one and DVD news for the other. Read this article now or else Bigfoot will stomp you next.

Reviewed by Scott A. Johnson Written by Eric S. Brown Published by Coscom Entertainment

Every time a new Bigfoot hoax makes headlines, I do the Hammer Dance on my front porch then call everyone I know before it’s debunked. Yet each time I revisit Night of the Demon, my busting lust for sharing a world with Sasquatch withers like a raisin and dies crying.

And the Sasquatchploitation train keeps on a rollin', baby! Though this one is way late in pulling into the station. Bigfoot at Holler Creek Canyon was completed in 2006 but has not seen the light of day since. Thankfully we finally have a trailer to dig on!

Reggie Bannister has faced everything from hooded dwarves to killer vultures to really tall men and everything in-between. In his latest film titled Primitive, he's getting ready to face off with every cryptozoologist's worst nightmare -- a really pissed off Bigfoot!

That Boggy Creek sorta-remake trailer is not the only new swamp monster trailer to arrive today. Now our first look at Brett Piper's Muckman has arrived and brings with it all the rubber monster-suited b-movie euphoria you could hope for and want from a motion picture about a swampy slime monster run amok.

The Legend of Grassman tells the tale of a pot farmer mutated into a Swamp Thing-like being composed of marijuana plants on the run from Woody Harrelson, determined to smoke every last bit of him. Just kidding. It's another killer Bigfoot flick shot on a shoestring budget.

Bob Gray's Bigfoot was actually one of the very first of the new wave of Sasquatchploitation flicks back when I got an advance look at the film in late 2005. Thanks to a snafu with another distribution company, Bigfoot is only now getting its long overdue DVD release nearly five years later and after a myriad of other killer Sasquatch flicks have come and gone.

Having followed the antics of the many incarnations of the blurry photographed cryptid most commonly known as Bigfoot throughout my life, I have heard of his Missouri counterpart, Momo. I had not heard that the Sasquatchian hominid known as "Momo" was said to have the head of a jack o'lantern. That I would have remembered. But now that I know, I have to wonder why it has taken so long to make a motion picture about pumpkin-headed Bigfoot.

"This was a wake-up call for those bums" is not the sort of phrase you typically hear coming out of the mouth of an Indian shaman in full ceremonial garb as he regales an audience with a cautionary tale about the awesome might and savagery of Sasquatch. But that's how the trailer for Nightbeasts begins, a new piece of Sasquatchploitation starring Zach Galligan of Gremlins.