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Sam Cohan

More Paintballing Gone Awry in War Games

Shall we play a game? No? Then screw you and your namby pamby paintball crap! I'm stocking up on real ammo and am gonna ventilate your skull Seal Team 6 style! Well okay, we're not going to do that, but it still feels good to remind you that Bin Laden is dead whenever we can.