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Safe Haven: Zombies in Hartford

Safe Haven: Zombies in Hartford - Practice Safe Sex ... Or Become a Zombie!

Remember when STDs were on the harmless side of the fence? You'd get a rash, maybe some bumps. Suffer from fire peeā„¢. Not anymore. As if you needed another reason to wear a rubber, New England Films has announced a safe haven for you frantically humping yahoos in its new release Safe Haven: Zombies in Hartford.