River of Darkness

River of Darkness (2011)

Reviewed by The Foywonder Starring Kurt Angle, Bill Hinzman, Kevin Nash, "Psycho" Sid Vicious, Alan Rowe Kelly, Bill Laing, Ray "Glacier" Lloyd Written and directed by Bruce Koehler

DVD Details for Kurt Angle, Psycho Sid, and Kevin Nash's River of Darkness

What do you get when you take three gigantic aging grapplers and couple them with Zombie #1 Bill Hinzman? You get a movie that appears to be so rife with absurdity that we simply cannot wait to watch it! Steady yourself, dear reader, as we present all the DVD details for River of Darkness! From the Press Release

Early Art and Trailer: Kurt Angle's River of Darkness

Okay, so Kurt Angle's last movie End Game (review here) didn't exactly score itself a clean pinfall victory with fans, but the man is at it again in River of Darkness, this time with Kevin Nash, Psycho Sid Vicious, and original Night of the Living Dead zombie Bill Hinzman in tow. Ready for some sales art and a trailer, or should we simply throw a packet of salt in your eyes?

See Kevin Nash and Psycho Sid as Zombies in River of Darkness

Earlier this month I brought you first word about River of Darkness, a new supernatural thriller starring pro wrestler Kurt Angle as a small town sheriff battling a trio of brothers lynched long ago who are back from the grave looking to settle old scores. The brothers are portrayed by pro wrestlers Kevin Nash, Psycho Sid Vicious, and Bill Laing, the Mothman of The Mothman Prophecies.

Kurt Angle Wrestles Kevin Nash Down a River of Darkness

Despite his last feature End Game (review here) receiving a critical powerslamming from yours truly, indie filmmaker Bruce Koehler of North Shore Pictures sent word to let me know he actually loved my less-than-stellar review of his serial killer thriller.