Mummy, The: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)



The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon EmperorReviewed by The Foywonder

Starring Brendan Fraser, Jet Li, Maria Bello, Michelle Yeoh, John Hannah, Luke Ford, Isabella Leong, Anthony Wong

Directed by Rob Cohen


It's kind of funny that The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor would come out towards the tail end of the summer movie blockbuster season since much of it feels like it was composed from the parts of films we've seen already these past few months.

Set in China, an evil Chinese ruler seeks immortality with an evil; a heroic Chinese female warrior tries to stop him while falling for a young Caucasian hero, magic and kung fu abounds, and the film co-stars Jet Li. Hmm...

The supernatural villain must be stopped before he awakens an unstoppable supernatural army that'll conquer the world. Sound familiar?

Our tomb raiding heroes are on a globetrotting quest in search of archaeological wonders and battling militaristic villains seeking to employ paranormal forces for their ill-gotten gain. And the main hero of the previous two films is now assisted by his adult son. Where have I seen that before?

Yes; it's like Universal put The Forbidden Kingdom, Hellboy 2, and Indiana Jones into a blender and then dumped in some freshly squeezed Stephen Sommers man-milk to make a new Mummy Smoothie.

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon EmperorThankfully, Stephen Sommers was not at the helm of this installment. Nonetheless, his legacy of stupidity is still felt from time to time. Brendan Fraser's first scene has him catching himself in the neck with a fishhook while attempting to fly fish; this is immediately followed by him taking a pratfall out of a tree. A Yeti knocks a guy through the air between two pillars that look like goal posts leading another Yeti to raise its arms like a football ref signaling the field goal to be good. A nefarious Chinese general seeking to restore China to glory following Japanese occupation of World War 2 and conquer the world in the process by bringing an ancient Chinese emperor back to life still needs a British woman to translate ancient Chinese text for him. That resurrected immortal emperor will have power over the elements and even gain the ability to transform into Ghidrah, the Three-Headed Monster's little brother and something that looks like a roided up version of one of the Where The Wild Things Are creatures yet still he prefers to just walk around and fight using kung fu in his human form the majority of the time. The heroes immediately give aerial chase to the flying three-headed dragon even though it had been established that their plane and its pilot are over a day's journey away. And who can forget the scene involving a vomiting yak that exists solely so that someone can make the obvious joke, "The yak yakked!"

Know what happens when you direct a mega-bomb like Stealth? You get saddled with Stephen Sommers sloppy thirds, that's what. If you think the villain in this movie is cursed then try being director Rob Cohen. Cohen gets a bad wrap for some of the crap that he's made but he's also the same guy who did Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story and the HBO movie The Rat Pack. He's not a bad director at all; just one who I don't feel is at his best when he's making big dumb action flicks. However, I think Cohen's done a better job than Sommers; Cohen is far more disciplined a filmmaker than Sommers. Stephen Sommers strikes me as being like a variation of X-Men's Beast; the bigger the budget you give him the dumber he becomes.

Perhaps it can be chalked up to the power of low expectations but The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, though not great by any means, is fairly entertaining (up to a point) in an in-one-ear-and-out-the-other, use once and dispose sort of way. It’s not even anywhere near as aggressive in its idiocy as the previous two despite some moments already mentioned. It’s also rather depressing that a new Mummy movie would still prove more entertaining than a new Indiana Jones movie.

Now whereas the previous Mummy sequel led to a prequel spin-off movie based on that film's new villain, part three more or less opens with it's own capsulated prequel detailing the rise of the Dragon Emperor (Jet Li - Wasn't he talking about retiring after Fearless?), his lust for conquering lands, Michelle Yeoh, and his quest for immortality. The last two result in him being cursed and transformed into a clay statue. The same fate even befell his massive army and even their horses; someone then took the time to bury them all for safe keeping.

The Dragon Emperor's tomb is discovered in 1947 by college dropout turned tomb raider Alex O'Connell (the affably bland Luke Ford), the son of the Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz characters now an adult even he only looks about a decade younger than his parents.

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon EmperorSpeaking of Rachel Weisz, like Stephen Sommers, she's long gone from this franchise. Unlike Stephen Sommers, it’s because she’s moved on to better material.

Replacing Weisz and replacing Weisz's poise with a sometimes ungainly degree of overeagerness is Maria Bello, looking remarkably like a younger Sigourney Weaver with her now raven-hair and struggling with an odd British accent that sounds like a cross between Angela Lansbury and Katherine Hepburn. Evelyn O'Connell is now a successful author of two pulp adventure novels titled "The Mummy" and "The Mummy Returns" - no doubt another case of the books being better than the movies.

Living the dull life of English aristocracy with doltish husband Alex, (Brendan Fraser, doing that special brand of overacting and yelling most of his lines as he so often does)…

Seriously, did we really need two dopey Brendan Fraser “ADD-venture” movies in one summer with him as a hapless explorer constantly imperiled by computer effects of vary quality?

The O’Connell’s currently marriage is currently in a bit of a rut after having retired from fighting mummies and spying on behalf of the Allies during WW2. Universal must have decided to skip The Mummy: Reich of the Aryan Mummy in favor of this.

Their boring life is once again given an adventurous spark when the British government asks them to return a rare gem smuggled out of China. So off to Shanghai they go to meet up with Evelyn's fraidy cat brother Jonathan (the always hammy John Hannah), who even though he'll repeatedly profess throughout the remainder of the film his intense disliking of mummies, he's gone and opened up an Egyptian-themed nightclub in Shanghai called Imhotep. This would be like Chief Brody from Jaws being revealed as the owner/operator of the water park in Jaws 3.

The O'Connell's meet up with their son and are not happy to find out what he's been up to. But soon enough they'll all be off on a brand new adventure when the gem revealed to contain magical resurrection properties that come in handy for bring non-mummified mummies back to life is stolen by a Chinese general played by Hong Kong movie veteran Anthony Wong.

In a more perfect world the more menacing Wong would have played the emperor instead of Jet Li. The Dragon Emperor is at his least threatening when he's just Jet Li playing Jet Li with an evil sneer.

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon EmperorFortunately, the clay encrusted emperor is stuck in his cursed walking statue form for most of the movie, sort of like a man-sized version of Daimajin with a clay shell that can be shattered and reform. One nifty moment in particular will have him break his own face off and hurl it at Fraser as a weapon. He also has control over the elements giving him the ability to shoot flames and create ice spikes in the snow. I found the Dragon Emperor in this state to be a more interesting villain than the Arno Vosloo's Mummy or The Rock's Scorpion King.

Funny how this Mummy movie that uses the word “mummy” more than any other film doesn’t really have any mummies in it. The Dragon Emperor and his warriors are more like terra-cotta golems.

As the Dragon Emperor seeks to break his curse and resurrect his immortal army, standing in his way are the O'Connell's and friends, Michelle Yeoh as the also immortal one-time object of the emperor's desire responsible for his curse, and a pretty Chinese girl (Cantonese pop singer Isabelle Leong) also out to make sure the Dragon Emperor never rises again.

That poor girl, she gets so shafted during the finale that not only does she not get to take part in the ultimate battle with the Dragon Emperor, the father she never knew shows up and she never even gets a family reunion. All this after Alex gives her a speech about not living her life on the sidelines. Was that sarcasm?

She also gets to play love interest for Alex and it's rather depressing that the two of them have more chemistry than Fraser and Bello, so much more so I almost wish the film had left the two of them out altogether and just made this The Mummy: The Next Generation.

Now I did write "up to a point" earlier. That point comes not long after the midway point where the whole film felt like it hit a crescendo with a big fight in the Himalayas that also involved heroic Yetis that look less like Abominable Snowmen and more like albino Lycans from another Underworld movie. Everything that came after that felt flat, perfunctory at best. Seas of clashing armies slamming into one another – been there; archers filling the sky with arrows – done that. Yet another movie where a magic knife that is the only thing that can stop the all powerful villain - seen the hell out of it. The energy and imagination seemed to run out by this point along with the already threadbare logic. I mean an army of clay warriors are so brittle a group of union breakers with ball bats could probably smash them to smithereens but if they cross the Great Wall of China they’ll instantly become indestructible. Huh?

And when your movie features a martial arts fight scene between Jet Li and Michelle Yeoh that only lasts about a 90-seconds and is mostly shot in slow motion close-up, sorry, you’ve done your audience a real disservice.



2 1/2 out of 5

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Spaceshark's picture

Luke Ford is cute.


Submitted by Spaceshark on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:33pm.

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Submitted by ossoss on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 6:52pm.

How the hell did Foy end up reviewing this? Seriously, this is far more big budget/mainstream than his normal fare. And after reading through his comments I doubt that he was sent to the theatre because he loved the series so much that he was the logical choice to write a review of one of them.

Which leads me to believe that Foy is segueing into non-ultra-low-budget-so-bad-its-sometimes-but-not-often-good movies in his reviews. I have no idea how to feel about that. I always kind of had an idea that he watched these kinds of movies, but considering the sheer volume of bad movies he seems to have seen this theory conflicted with my other theories that he eats and sleeps.

As for the movie, the minute I saw the first trailer I was never going to see it.


Submitted by conundrum on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 11:13pm.
moderator Ummmm ... Errr ... huh?
Steve Barton's picture

Ummmm ... Errr ... huh? *shakes head*

The movie has yetis. That's Foy's territory.


Submitted by Steve Barton on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 12:57am.
Yetis
Tsotha-lanti's picture

Yetis <3


Submitted by Tsotha-lanti on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 2:56pm.
Foywonder's picture

I don't know what to say to this other than you might want to click the link below.

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Submitted by Foywonder on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 12:36am.
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You know...I didn't hate it! I went in t=with really low expectations and found myself enjoying some of it. The Yetis looked good, the transformations were neat, they didn't hit you over the head with wire fighting and it kept a good pace.

As for the bad, well this is the same story as the last movie for the most part, isn't it? There were moments where their comedic action timing was up there with Andy Dick. And yea..how does a kid with a think brittish accent grow up to have an american frat boy voice? I thought at times it sounded like the actor was doing an impression of Frasier, which is cleaver for the role but didnt really work, given that he used to sound like oliver twist. More shots of the undead warriors vs the clay warriors would have kicked ass as well. They didnt quite pull the trigger there.

Anyways..not as horrible as i thought it would be but not as fun as the last 2. I think this turkey is dead. Time for a new franchise.


Submitted by Nomad on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 4:53pm.

Have to disagree with you there Foy. I just watched deep rising again the other day and man thats one hell of a fun monster movie. It practically never slows down and just keeps throwing cool scene after cool scene. The stupid dialogue is reeled in a bit too, not as over the top as his other stuff.


Submitted by bulletcrazy on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 3:34pm.
moderator Deep Rising rocks. Every bad
Steve Barton's picture

Deep Rising rocks. Every bad filmmaker squirts out a good one every so often.


Submitted by Steve Barton on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 4:04pm.
aliensharkboy's picture

Deep Rising is one of my very long time favourite films! Sooo much fun! (I always dream of a sequel)

The Mummy is also one of my favourite films, but I've never been a fan of the sequels... 2nd is okay I guess.


Submitted by aliensharkboy on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:40am.
Vanvance1's picture

I think The Mummy was beyond bad and represents most everything wrong with Summer blockbuster movies. Deep Rising wasn't a diaster but it struggled to be even average.


Submitted by Vanvance1 on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 1:18pm.
aliensharkboy's picture

Think what you want, I've always found it to be one of the most enjoyable and fun movies around! The Mummy and Deep Rising!


Submitted by aliensharkboy on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:56pm.
Demonmonkey's picture

Okay, was i just hallucinating, or at one point, when the Dragon Emperor was in Dragon mode, he wheels around and i swear i heard a King Ghidrah soundbyte (that neat electro-giggle noise)?


Submitted by Demonmonkey on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 10:50am.
moderator You heard a variation of it
Steve Barton's picture

You heard a variation of it for sure. I noticed that too.


Submitted by Steve Barton on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 12:57pm.
Gus Bjork's picture

I walked out about an hour into it. With all the stuff flying around onscreen it was the most boring thing I've sat through in a long long time.


Submitted by Gus Bjork on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 9:58am.
moderator It's as if they took all of
Steve Barton's picture

It's as if they took all of the fun and charm of the previous big dumb movies and replaced them with explosions and stupidity. It's all here, forced accents, a really bad script, yeti's who know western football gestures, pointless Mummy powers (if he could transform into a three-headed dragon, why bother fighting on the ground at all?), and missed opportunities.

Every chance they had at "having a moment" is horridly blown. They make a big deal about General Ming coming back to get his revenge against The Dragon Emporer. Yet, the two never even go near each other in the films finale. Hell old Ming doesn't even get a chance to see his love after thousand years despite her dying only yards away.

The character of Evey should have been killed off not replaced. Bello gives the worst British accent since Madonna. Her death could have easily been the reason for father/son estrangement.

The there's the son! Why couldn't they just let this guy use his british accent? His mom was British! They were living in England! Instead this dude ends up sounding slightly like Sylvester Stallone the whole movie. Every time Evey or the kid spoke was painful.

This is easily on my top 5 worst of the year, and I'm the guy who thought One Missed Call was the feel good comedy event of the decade!


Submitted by Steve Barton on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 1:06pm.
Foywonder's picture

You're also the guy who gave the remake of SHUTTER the same score I gave this and there's no way you'll ever be able to convince anyone this is more deserving of being one of the year's top 5 worst. Seriously?

I'm also amused by the notion of people posting their utter contempt for this MUMMY failing to live up to the first two given the first two were even more contemptible pieces of shit.


Submitted by Foywonder on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 2:06pm.
Gus Bjork's picture

I can see what you mean about the second but whether you liked the first Mummy or not there is a world of difference between that and this Dragon Emperor thing. Even if you are just measuring it on a scale of badness.


Submitted by Gus Bjork on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 4:49pm.
moderator Dude, I liked Shutter more.
Steve Barton's picture

Dude, I liked Shutter more. That's saying something. At the very least there was a storyline stringing the scenes together.


Submitted by Steve Barton on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 2:18pm.
Sirand's picture

I think you're both nuts.

There.


Submitted by Sirand on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 3:33pm.
Gus Bjork's picture

We went in with no expectations. I loved the first Mummy. I thought it worked great. The second..not so much. A disappointment but I guess watchable. This was terrible. It was just sound and movement-absolutely no connection what so ever with what was on screen.

My gf and I left and left feeling quite irritable. It was strange to be actually that pissed off at a movie. We should have asked for our money back but instead went and did shots at a nearby bar to wash the taste of this lousy piece of junk out of our systems.

See anything but this. DO anything but see this. Let the series die and be buried in salt sewn soil so nothing shall ever grow from it again.


Submitted by Gus Bjork on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 1:48pm.
Terminal's picture

Wow seriously? This REALLY sucked.


Submitted by Terminal on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 11:55pm.
Foywonder's picture

Funny, that's what I say every single time I see a rave review for ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDY LANE.


Submitted by Foywonder on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 1:01am.
Sirand's picture

I'll take Stephen Sommers over Rob Cohen anyday.

Sommers may have the brain of a ten year old, but at least he can entertain on a stupid level (Deep Rising was a blast). Cohen is a fucking bore. No life, no soul, workmanlike all the way. He makes Michael Bay and Brett Ratner look like artists.


Submitted by Sirand on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 11:11pm.
Lex Bastard's picture

Is Rob Cohen the third Coen Brother that Joel and Ethan refused to talk to?


Submitted by Lex Bastard on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 7:48am.
Foywonder's picture

I'm hardly a Rob Cohen fan but I'll take him over Stephen Sommers any day of the week. I'll take a colonoscopy from Uwe Boll over Stephen Sommers any day of the week. Sommers may very well be my least favorite filmmaker. Didn't like Deep Rising either because it suffers from that same degree of annoying stupidity he pumps into all his films.


Submitted by Foywonder on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 12:57am.

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