Knowing (2009)



Knowing review!Reviewed by Nomad

Starring Nicolas Cage, Chandler Canterbury, Rose Byrne, D.G. Maloney

Directed by Alex Proyas


There are many things that make for a chilling horror film. Monsters ... killings ... an unknown supernatural force ... even a tiny bit of supernatural dread can get a pass. From Knowing we get the latter, a mere suggestion of a supernatural influence and the slightest glimmer of otherworldly hands swatting planes out of the sky and onto the head of Nic Cage. It’s going to be near impossible to cut through the pretense and not give away the shocking true plot beneath (note the sarcasm), so I’ll just put this out there at the start and save you all hope. THIS IS NOT A HORROR MOVIE! Move along now.

For the rest of you, we continue. John Koestler (Cage) is a teacher ... or a gifted scientist ... or both ... it’s never clarified, but for the purposes (and convenience) of this film he’ll pull double duty. He’s also a single father to an extremely bright son named Caleb and a grieving widower who is estranged from his preacher father after losing his faith. No, this is not an M. Night movie. One bright and sunny day little Caleb takes part in a time capsule opening ceremony. Some years back children that went to the same school drew pictures of the future for inclusion in the capsule. One creepy little girl, urged on by whispering voices, fills her page up with numbers. So as to not squelch her artistic expression, they throw it in the capsule anyway. Flash back forward, and sure enough Caleb gets the spooky girl code, which finds its way into the hands of his hard drinking dad later that night. EVEN DRUNK, Mr. Koestler is soooo smart that he quickly identifies a hidden code within the numbers, revealing cataclysm, death and chaos that lead from the time the capsule was dropped to this very day. Three dates are left on the page ... and they are coming soon.

Knowing review!Now it’s a race against ... something ... to unravel ... something ... and save ... SOMEONE!! Seriously, the movie dissolves into Cage running around trying to warn people about the numbers, but he doesn’t know exactly what is going to happen or where it’s coming from, so we get the crazy doomsayer routine by day and boozing while lamenting by night. Somewhere along the way he stalks and then inexplicably recruits Diana Wayland (Byrne), daughter of the crazy, spooky girl to help unravel the mystery that is still not the plot of an M. Night movie.

In the plus category we get some truly jaw-dropping carnage when these “events” occur. Bodies go airborne, catch fire and are crushed like so many puppets swatted by the hand of an angry child. These scenes are unrelenting in their cruelty and fantastically executed by whichever wizards were in control of that task. They should be damn proud! Unfortunately, it’s the only thing to be proud of.

Nearly every other element of this film is terminally flawed. Early on Cage locks in his “concerned” face and never lets it drop. One moment he’s racing into danger to alert the innocents of impending doom and the next, when his child seems in danger, the pace slows a bit. No rush. Very odd. It almost seems like Cage read the script and decided this was not worth breaking a sweat over, so he doesn’t. I like Cage. I’ve seen him act his ass off. This is not that moment. Rose Byrne is given next to nothing to do but react, teary eyed in mock astonishment, to any revelation Cage uncovers. It’s not enough to make me care. This leaves all of the emotional content to little Caleb and Diana's daughter Abby, who periodically hear the voices of “The Whisperers” and walk around like the little stony-faced girl from Signs. Again, this is not a ... oh, forget it. Even M. Night would go see this movie and laugh at how horribly he’s been robbed ... horribly being the active word.

The creators of this film scramble to create deep, creeping dread with little planted hints and some trench-coated characters who appear at odd moments ... sometimes in the dead of night as sinister silhouettes ... sometimes driving up in a car. I’m suppressing a laugh just thinking about it. These characters are less ominous and more just plain peculiar. They point at things, disappear and seem obsessed with delivering little black rocks that have next to no bearing on the rest of the story and absolutely do not tie in to the mystery we are forced to endure. I was more afraid of the wind in The Happening. As we race about with our “heroes”, the most stereotypical music you could imagine blares in your ears, ensuring you are not sucked into one moment of ridiculousness. I swear at one point, as Cage revealed something obviously earth shattering, they actually played the official DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN music!!! Completely agonizing.

With phoned in acting, an ill-conceived plot backed by a thin script and an ending that just might anger you as you suspect the entire film was a plot hatched by Scientologists to recruit you, Knowing becomes less a movie and more a warning. Those of us that now know have a responsibility to warn our loved ones. You might even say Knowing is half the battle. (Had to go there.) The other half is staying away from this movie.

1 out of 5

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ChaosWeaver's picture

Last time I checked, suspense is something that is felt, not heard. So fucking annoying having the VOLUME OF MUSIC trying to dictate how suspensful the scene is.

The only parts I enjoyed were the two major crashes...so brutal for PG-13.

Insanity laughs under pressure - Queen & Bowie


Submitted by ChaosWeaver on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:00am.
Foywonder's picture

I know this will probably shock some but I rather enjoyed the movie. Oh, don't get me wrong; the movie is a monumental mess rife with nonsensical twists and turns that don't stand-up to a second's worth of scrutiny; there are scenes that work, scenes that fail on an epic scale, scenes that serve no purpose, and scenes that exist solely to jerk the audience around. Yet I still enjoyed it for the great big gobsmacking clusterfuck it was. Brought to mind some of those old doomsday movies from the 1970's, back when ecological holocausts, doomsday prophecies, and "Chariots of the Gods" were all the rage. KNOWING was like the movie Larry Cohen would have made back during the Carter Administration to capitalize on all three of those things. Yeah, I could definitely imagine Cohen conjuring up a nutty screenplay for an apocalyptic disaster flick that starts off with the discovery of Nostradamus' Sudoku and ends by going all Book of Enoch by way of Erich Von Daniken on us.


Submitted by Foywonder on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 7:55pm.
Sirand's picture

As messy as it was, I just can't hate a movie where they actually have the balls to carry out the doomsday stuff. After decades of shitty disaster movies where people always avert some giant unstoppable meteor/weather/end-of-the-world threat, it was nice to see them actually deliver what we paid to see.


Submitted by Sirand on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 9:53pm.
moderator This was a complete and
Steve Barton's picture

This was a complete and total piece of shit. 1 knife for carnage only. Wow.


Submitted by Steve Barton on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 7:17pm.
Nomad's picture

YOU WERE WARRRRRRNED!!!


Submitted by Nomad on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 4:43pm.
ZombieGrrlz's picture

Do you remember when Nic Cage starring in a movie was a good thing? I do, but that was a long, loooong time ago... Nic Cage's career RIP.


Submitted by ZombieGrrlz on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 4:12pm.
moderator We actually cover this exact
Steve Barton's picture

We actually cover this exact thing in the upcoming Dinner For Fiends!


Submitted by Steve Barton on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 4:38pm.
Sirand's picture

The film has it's share of silly problems but there are some good suspense moments and a few amazing carnage setpieces. 1 knife?


Submitted by Sirand on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 3:37pm.
Nomad's picture

Yea pretty carnage is what warranted 1 knife. The rest was pieces of other scripts strung together with plot devices that went nowhere and a whole lot of running around.


Submitted by Nomad on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 2:17am.
moderator Pretty brutal review --
Debi Moore's picture

Pretty brutal review -- definitely the most negative I've seen. Guess I'll find out tomorrow how closely I agree, but at least there's some good carnage to look forward to!


Submitted by Debi Moore on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 2:07pm.

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