My Bloody Valentine (DVD)

My Bloody Valentine DVDReviewed by Uncle Creepy

Starring Neil Affleck, Cynthia Dale, Don Francks, Lori Hallier, Patricia Hamilton

Directed by George Mihalka

Distributed by Lionsgate Home Entertainment

Way back in the early Eighties fans of horror and Fangoria Magazine in particular were way stoked for the new holiday-themed slasher My Bloody Valentine. Part of the reason was that Fango ran a spread containing some particularly juicy photos of people slaughtered in all manner of heinous ways. Most of us love that kind of thing, and it seemed as if the killer, Harry Warden, was ready to take his rightful place on the throne of slasher royalty. Then something weird happened — Paramount, in their infinite wisdom, decided to strip the kills out of the movie almost entirely, and as a result the people who were anticipating it were left dumbfounded and feeling kind of cheated.

Yet, despite the neutered celluloid massacre it suffered, the movie still found its way into the *ahem* heart of the fanbase because everything else about it was pretty much rock solid for a slasher flick. Years later when MBV appeared on DVD, it was delivered as a bare-bones release, and the excised footage everyone had been clamoring for was deemed non-existent by the studio. Fans were crushed but kept the faith.

My Bloody Valentine DVDEnter Lionsgate — bless their black little hearts. With their bigger budget remake My Bloody Valentine 3D slated to be unleashed, they secured the rights of the original movie as well, and everything that had gone along with it including — saints be praised — the missing gore! Not just content with releasing this found footage as deleted scenes, Lionsgate actually took the time to go back and re-edit it back into the film where it should have been in the first place. The result? A true gift for fans and elevation in the horror hierarchy for a movie that was pretty damned good to begin with!

I’m guessing you know the tale of Harry Warden pretty well by now so I’m not going to bother with a total plot rehash. Instead let’s talk about the footage and how it looks and fits in. Truth be told? I’m pretty shocked and beyond pleased. Most of us have already read about what was cut countless times by now, but actually seeing it? Honestly? It was easily more violent than even I had expected. Warden doesn’t fuck around, man. Heads are torn, bodies are disemboweled and/or impaled strategically, nail guns are employed to grisly use, eyes are popped from their sockets, limbs are severed and even sometimes eaten, and oh, the brutality of the scene with the infamous Dryer Lady? I thought we would just get a longer look at her corpse. No. We get something a lot cooler that had me giggling like a schoolgirl who had just discovered her play-time crush. Suffice it to say this version of My Bloody Valentine is surprisingly as carnage filled as hardcore gore classics like Maniac or The Prowler. I loved every single second. Wow.

My Bloody Valentine DVDThe only slight downside is that most of the inserted scenes are not of the same high caliber picture quality as the rest of the movie, which was lovingly remastered and looks astonishingly good. There are pops, scratches, and other artifacts present, but you know what? Who gives a shit? My Bloody Valentine — after decades — is now finally complete and plays better than it ever has. My hat is off to all those involved and responsible … thank you, thank you, thank you!

I wish I could be as positive about the special features, which are good in and of themselves but still pretty sparse. All we get is your standard behind-the-scenes featurette in which the cast and crew get to quickly tell this movie’s tale, a text-based clickable slasher film history, and the cut footage presented as deleted scenes that you can play with or without introductions by the cast and crew. Know what’s missing? First and foremost a “Play All” option for the deleted scenes (going back to the menu each time one ends is pretty bothersome) and of course a proper commentary track. With all that this flick has been through, I would have loved to hear its full story. Maybe a double dip is down the road or, hey, how about a Blu-ray release with a couple of extra goodies? Ya never know, right?

Don’t wast a second. If you’re a fan, you need this cut of the film ASAP so click below and get to ordering. For the purists out there the original theatrical cut is also included, but I’m thinking you’re never going to watch that again. I know I’m not. Spread the word, and rejoice! Harry Warden’s original rampage is back with a blood-soaked vengeance! 2009 is looking pretty sweet already!

Special Features:

  • Two versions of the film — Theatrical and Extended
  • Deleted footage with director, cast, and special effects designer introductions
  • Bloodlust: My Bloody Valentine and the Rise of the Slasher Film featurette
  • Bloodlines: An Interactive Horror Film History


    4 out of 5

    Special Features:

    3 out of 5

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  • Steve Barton

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    • Midnightwalker88

      You know, I’m going to be the naive twenty year old and say I didn’t even know there was an older “My Bloody Valentine” and I was really puzzled when I saw the movie going to DVD so quickly before the re-make was even out.

      I think the re-make looks pretty lame myself, but I’ll have to check this one out!

    • ImTheMoon

      I’m so excited I get to see this version on the big screen next week. If anyone’s in Toronto on the 15th swing by the Bloor Street Cinema at 9:30 and check it out.

    • xfoley8

      They should be showing this on FEARnet to promote the hell out of it. I’m not a huge slasher fan myself, but this one somehow holds a place dear in my heart- I watch it every time it shows up on late night tv (IFC?). I had a bit of a crush on the chick who lasts the longest (but doesn’t live) back in the day. Perhaps she’s one of the disembowelings? I seem to recall she gets an axe to the gut, though maybe I’m wrong about that. Anyway, this is very cool- can’t wait to see it.

    • DeTuinman

      Finnaly…I’ve been praying for an uncut version ever since I saw those gory snippets in Fangoria….way, way back then….good stuff!
      The mind is like a parachute…it only works when it is open.

    • Justin Warren

      Oh hell yes! Actually I kind of like that the gore footage will be slightly degraded in picture quality, it’ll give it a nostalgic, grindhouse kind of feel. This is awesome!!!!

    • kiddcapone

      As much as I hate double dipping, I’m buying this sum-bitch the day it’s released. I’ve been waiting over 20 years to finally see this uncut…

    • The Unknown Murderer

      HELL YES!!! Instant buy from me! What a great surprise for the day!!!

    • G.D.

      “Paramount, in their infinite wisdom”

      Actually, it was the MPAA in their infinite wisdom…

    • Caterpillar

      Releases like this and FROM BEYOND a few years ago give me hope that I’ll maybe see that uncut version of NIGHTBREED as well in my lifetime.