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Here we are, the season finale of “Stranger Things 2”. We made it to the end and now there is only one thing left to do – starting counting down the days until season three hits.
To jump right into it, on the previous episode “The Mind Flayer” we ended with Eleven showing up to join forces with the rest of the main cast inside the Byers house as everyone prepares for the final battle with the evil Mind Flayer and his Demadogs. Mike is instantly pissed at Hopper for hiding Eleven from him and proceeds to try and beat him up. Hopper isn’t having any of that shit and pulls Mike to Will’s bedroom and calms his ass down.
Meanwhile, Eleven meets the new cast and reunites with the old. Then after a quick series of re-introductions Joyce takes Eleven to see comatose Will. She then shows Eleven Will’s secret message to “Close the Gate” and asks Eleven if she thinks she can close said gate if she can get close enough to it. Eleven just stares off into the distance as the (synth) music rises and we:
Cut to credits.
As we fade back from the bright red credits sequence we find – wait, what? Mike’s mother in the tub? Reading romance novels to candlelight? Oh… this is gonna be good. But, damn, instead of a Mike’s mom spin-off episode we get Max’s brother at the front door. The Red Ranger proceeds to mercilessly hit on Mike’s mom and we as an audience can’t blame him. Who knew Mike’s mom was such a hottie? Nice.
After some heavy flirting Billy heads on his way and we rejoin the gang at the Byers house. Eleven tells everyone that she can close the gate with her mind, but Mike reminds the gang that this could very well kill Will. Joyce then gets the bright idea that if they whisk off Will to Hopper’s cabin in the woods, they can make him really, really hot and that should expel the Shadow Demon inside him. This is because the Shadow Demon hates heat – for no reason that’s ever explained. But whatever. We’ll go with it.
Joyce, Nancy, and Jonathan head out to the cabin in the woods with Will as Hopper and Eleven head off to close the gate once and for all. Back at the Byers house, Dustin and Steve take the dead Demadog and put it in the Byers fridge (haha) and then the gang comes up with the plan to head into the tunnels and kill the Upside Down.
But then Billy shows up… Steve meets him outside because he’s a hero now and Billy punches him straight in the face. The battle that we’ve been waiting for all season is now upon us and Steve seems to be holding his own. Until he isn’t. But no worries, Max shows up with some “Knock Will Out Juice” and uses it to knock out Billy.
That’s it? Really? That douche deserved the wrath of Kahn, not a nap. Especially after beating Steve’s face to absolute shit. But I guess we have to take what we can get and murdering Max’s brother may have been a bit too much. Meh. I would have used that spiked bat on his strategically feathered dome.
While Billy is getting his ass all kinds of NOT kicked, Joyce and Nancy and Jonathan arrive at the cabin in the woods and begin setting fires and setting up space heaters. This should be interesting.
Meanwhile, Eleven and Hopper show up at the sinister energy plant of the hill and get to work on closing the gate. On their way down to the gate, they find Dr. Owens still alive and kicking. Why this dude gets to live and poor old Bob the Brain had to bite the big one is beyond me, but fair enough.
While gates are being mind-closed and Will is being exorcist-ed by space heaters, the rest of the Scooby gang steals Billy’s bitchin’ T-Bird and heads to the pumpkin patch, aka the entryway into the blue underground tunnels below Hawkins. Plus, we get a sweet payoff to Max’s “Zoomer” line from a few episodes back. Good times.
Down in the tunnels, Mike and the gang douse the vines in gasoline while Will’s ex-possession by space-heaters seems to be going well. Then Steve lights the vines on fire just as Nancy straight up stabs Will with a white-hot fireplace poker. Both of these things happening at the same time seems to cure Will and the Smoke Demon hits the road in a shrieking puff of smog. But I’m sure that’s not the last we’ll see of old Smog. Get it? Smog. Hurm.
Then down in the hell beneath the energy plant Eleven and Hopper ready themselves to close the damn gate and get this shit over with. They board a platform thing and Eleven goes about her whole deal. You know the one: holding up one hand and scowling at the demon gate while her nose starts to bleed. However, then a miracle happens – Eleven steps up her game in a HUGE way… by holding up TWO hands and bleeding out of BOTH nostrils. Holy shit. This just got epic! NOTE: I wish I had a sarcasm font.
All being a dick aside, it was pretty epic that Eleven started levitating. It reminds us all that the series seems to be setting up Eleven to become this series’ Dark Phoenix. Mark my words. Maybe not next season, but the one after that, Eleven will be the main villain. Until she is “saved” by Mike’s love (or some shit) in the final episode.
Until then, Eleven will continue to be the show’s “hero” of sorts and I’ll have to learn to deal with that. Teaming her up with Hopper this past season did wonders for making her character more sympathetic, but really, was sympathetic ever the issue with her character? No, I don’t think so.
After she closes the gate – with relative ease – we cut to “One Month Later” and find the energy plant getting shut down with Murray(!) waving the military off with the biggest shit-eating grin I’ve seen in years. Well deserved.
We then cut to the high school’s “Snow Ball” dance and here is where this f*cking 33-year-old dude got the feels big time. Not only does the Steve and Dustin relationship have a great payoff with Dustin feathering his hair up with Farah Fawcett spray, but then (gasp) it doesn’t work! Not only doesn’t Dustin get the girl (Max) but he – get THIS shit – doesn’t get to dance with one single girl.
Just when things are looking darkest for our favorite character, Dustin, who else but his first season dream girl Nancy Wheeler comes over and asks him to dance. “Out of all my brother’s friends, you’re my favorite. You always have been.” This was one of the sweetest moments in the series altogether and if it didn’t give you the feels, check your pulse because you may be a sociopath, Dexter.
As man-tears worthy as the Dustin payoff was, it wasn’t the moment that got this guy the most. The moment that brought me to fully dry cry involved (shockingly) Eleven. Yes, little Eleven and Mike’s dance and kiss was about the sweetest thing I’ve seen outside of a f*cking Disney movie. And I have no issue baring that to you guys.
When Eleven walks into the dance all John Hughes-style to The Police’s “I’ll be Watching You” and finds Mike all alone – by choice, mind you – I realized something: these are kids. No duh, but stick with me here. No matter the supernatural elements they’re forced to face and the horrible things adults have done to them in the past, they are still children and the fact that they find the power to fight all these very adult fears is a massive triumph.
Add to that the killer exchange the two share with Mike asking Eleven to dance. She says, “I don’t know how.” And Mike says, “Neither do I. Want to figure it out together?” And the waterworks started. Last season I didn’t buy Eleven and Mike’s kiss because she was basically E.T., and their kiss did little for me as it was basically like watching Elliot laying a big fat one on his extraterrestrial buddy. Not cute, sweet, or emotional.
Not so on this go around.
This time not only have the two grown up substantially, but they have both fought for the last 9 hours (our time, 353 days their time) to get to each other. Demadogs, Shadow Monsters, Mind Flayers and bully older brothers, etc. These two conquered them all just to get to this moment. And you can tell as they dance it was all worth it.
Now before I lose my “Man Card” altogether (too late) let’s skip to the end and sum up.
Hopper and Joyce share a cigarette out front, and Max and Lucas share a kiss themselves. Sweet moments, sure. But nothing compared to Lucas and Nancy, and Mike and Eleven.
The whole thing then wraps up with a wide angle showing us that the Shadow Monster is still alive and well, and overlooking everything these characters do at even their best moments. Darkness is coming – back. And it’s only a matter of time (about a year, right?) before their problems start up again.
But for now, all seems right. We’ll take the happy endings we can get. And I don’t know about you, but this season finale and this season overall put a smile on my face that is sure to last for at least 353 days.
See you guys next season!
EMANUELLE AND THE LAST CANNIBALS Blu-ray Review – Savagery & Sexuality From The Master Of Sleaze
Starring Laura Gemser, Gabriele Tinti, Monica Zanchi, Donald O’Brien
Directed by Joe D’Amato (Arisitide Massaccesi)
Distributed by Severin Films
After taking famed sex icon Emanuelle (Laura Gemser) to Bangkok (1976), America (1976), and Around the World (1977) legendary sleaze director Joe D’Amato decided to mash up two of Italy’s most notorious genres by sending his beautiful muse down to the Amazon rainforest, cinematic home to countless hordes of cannibal tribes. The Italian cannibal craze of the late’70s was just beginning to take hold, offering D’Amato a ripe opportunity to satisfy both the bloodlust and, well, regular lust of exploitation devotees worldwide. For the most part the film plays out expectedly, with a reasonably large group of people meeting in the Amazon and trekking off on a quest. By the end, that group has dwindled down to only a few members, all of whom probably have a lot of regret about traipsing through the jungle. Aficionados will get a bit of a “been there, eaten that” vibe from the film, which hits every trademark of the genre sans animal cruelty, but Emanuelle herself spices up this cannibal comfort food with an alluring performance capped off by one helluva genius ending. The film also holds the dubious distinction of showing a penis being eaten less than 15 minutes after the opening credits. You set a high bar, Joe.
When an unlucky nurse has half of her tit eaten off by a newly-arrived mental patient, a girl found in the Amazon jungles, journalist Emanuelle (Laura Gemser) infiltrates the sanitarium to score a hot scoop. Armed with a camera concealed within a baby doll head, Emanuelle surreptitiously snaps a few shots before making the new girl talk via… digital means – and I’m not talking technology. Emanuelle takes her information to Professor Mark Lester (Gabriele Tinti), a museum curator whom she hopes will fund her expedition. He agrees. Then, she goes and screws some random guy in broad daylight down by the river. Later, she comes back and has more sex, this time with Mark. The next day they leave for the Amazon.
Upon arrival, the two are met by Isabel (Monica Zanchi) and Sister Angela (Annamaria Clementi), both of whom have altruistic plans of their own in the rainforest. Their trek soon brings them across Donald (Donald O’Brien), a hunter who is on safari with his wife and a guide. Now that the film has brought together a large group of people, some of whom are more reprehensible than others, it’s time to pick them off and watch in delight as cannibals of the Amazon gut them, skewer them, and devour their flesh while the soothing sounds of Nico Fidenco play in the background.
So many of these Italian cannibal pictures feel interchangeable because the formula is incredibly simple – send a group of naïve outsiders into the Amazon and let an indigenous tribe kill and eat them, usually in the most horrific manner possible. What sets this film apart from so many others is in the title: Emanuelle. Gemser is not only easy on the eyes but she has this magnetic presence on screen, not because she is a great actress but her looks, abilities, and personality combine to create one of exploitation cinema’s most capable and sultry sirens. It is entirely due to her ingenuity here that anyone survives at all. She isn’t a rag doll, tossed around and used for sex and companionship; Emanuelle is a woman in charge of her own sexuality and she calls the shots. This film was made during a time when women were often used as set dressing or spent most of a film being subservient, so it’s a nice change of pace to have one in the lead who takes control and it feels natural, not forced.
Don’t go thinking this is some kind of strong female-led picture that celebrates womanhood or anything. D’Amato never likes to peer too high from his gutter view, and “Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals” is a sleaze sensation; a cornucopia of cannibalism and carnal acts that culminates in the titular heroine literally becoming a god… temporarily. D’Amato takes two of humanity’s greatest loves – eating and screwing – and builds a story around them. Besides all of the aforementioned fornication, nipples are eaten as an amuse-bouche, penis tartare is part of the starter course, a vagina makes unexpected friends with the business end of a machete, a woman is gutted like a deer, and one guy learns a thin rope can still be strong enough to tear the human body in half. Nobody gets out of this thing unscathed… except, maybe, for Emanuelle who seems unfazed by every atrocity the world throws her way.
Ugly films need beautiful music and the lush, soothing sounds of Nico Fidenco make for the ultimate dichotomy of relaxation and revulsion. Fidenco’s score is less the serene soundscape Riz Ortolani composed for Cannibal Holocaust (1980) and more of a funky, porno-lite trip down ‘70s Lane. Oftentimes the composers on these rough Italian pictures delivered scores that felt like they belong to something more refined and accessible, not a movie destined for banning in multiple countries and cut to ribbons in others. Fidenco provided the score for many entries in the Black Emanuelle series and while those films might be past their prime the music is completely timeless.
Severin has provided a new 2K scan from unknown elements, delivering a 1.85:1 1080p image that falls right in line with most of their catalog. The picture has been cleaned up enough to allow for high-def improvements in clarity and coloration to (mostly) shine through, while still retaining a gritty look to remind viewers this is still a grindhouse picture. Film grain is heavy and active, swarming the picture but never becoming noisy. Contrast is variable, as is sharpness, with some scenes looking closer to HD than others. Colors are accurate but a bit anemic, too, with only a few instances of truly popping against the ever-present jungle greens. Detail is swallowed up in darkness, so don’t expect to see much of it when night falls, which thankfully isn’t often. I’ll say one thing Italy sure does make for a fine Amazon stand-in.
Audio is available in both English and Italian DTS-HD MA 1.0 mono, both of which offer a similar audible experience. The standout here is unsurprisingly hearing Fidenco’s score in lossless glory. The ADR work is typically poor and obvious, but everything is understandable and there are no noticeable issues with hissing or audio damage. Subtitles are available in English.
The World of Nico Fidenco – The legendary composer sits down for a new interview, covering his career and the Emanuelle series. In Italian with English subtitles.
A Nun Among the Cannibals – Actress Annamaria Clementi provides a new interview about her role in the film and what it was like working with D’Amato. In Italian with English subtitles.
Dr. O’Brien M.D. – This is an archival interview with Donald O’Brien, who played the wild and wily hunter, Donald, in the film.
From Switzerland to Mato Grosso – Actress Monica Zanchi gives a new interview that covers her career.
I Am Your Black Queen is an audio-only archival interview with Gemser.
A theatrical trailer (in SD) is also included.
- BRAND NEW 2K REMASTER OF THE FILM prepared for this release
- English and Italian audio tracks, with optional English subtitles
- The World of Nico Fidenco – an interview with the composer (27 min)
- A Run Among the Cannibals – an interview with actress Annamaria Clementi (23 min)
- Dr. O’Brien MD – an interview with actor Donald O’Brien (19 min)
- From Switzerland to Mato Grosso – an interview with actress Monica Zanchi (19 min)
- I Am Your Black Queen – an audio commentary by actress Laura Gemser (11 min)
- Original trailer
There is no point to making complaints about plotting when watching a film with this title. D’Amato promises viewers nothing more than a sleazy time intended to induce equal parts creep and kink into a span of time. Severin’s release offers a cleaned-up picture and a solid selection of extras that catch up with a few of the principal cast and crew.
KAET MUST DIE Review – A Game Worthy Of Its Title
Available on PC through Steam
Rated T for Teen
If you are looking for a new survival horror game that is both challenging and irritating, then Kaet Must Die could be your new obsession/torture. The indie game is set in an underground sewer where you are Kaet, a psionicist cyber punk trapped by a “blood witch” named Annalinnia. The objective is to figure out how to escape the ‘dank’ sewer before time runs out and Annalinnia takes your life. Along the way you’ll have to tiptoe over comatosed zombies and frighten off Jawa like creatures with light you absorb from glowing mushrooms. And that’s about it. The game was created and developed by Strength in Numbers Studios Inc., a fairly new gaming company in the world of survival horror.
Now, I normally don’t play these types of survival games. As a novice in the indie survival genre, the experience of trying to complete the first level of Kaet Must Die was quite tedious. Now this is to be expected, as their advertising makes it quite clear that the good folks at Strength In Numbers studios are shooting for the “difficult games are fun” crowd. They give the player plenty of warning that they will need more than luck to survive. Yet here I am to tell you that the first level is possible to get through regardless of what difficulty you select. It just might take a few hunderd tries.
The game starts you off in the underground sewer with Kaet’s sanity at ten (read “sanity” as “health bar). Kaet’s sanity will drop when not in lit areas, another reason why you need to collect the glowing mushrooms. Having six minutes to follow the clues and find the skulls before time runs out gets tricky, especially when Anna comes for you by randomly generating around the map until luck is no longer your friend. Levels will become progressively more difficult, and your time limit changes depending on the size of the map. It’s not terribly complicated, but also not terribly exciting.
There are a few upsides to Kaet Must Die. Like every good survival game, Kaet Must Die has decently immersive visuals and sound. The look and feel of the game is much more appealing than some, from the detailing of the zombies to the sewers you land yourself in. Not that sewers are a pretty place to be in, but they have a solid fantasy/horror vibe. Unfortunately, there isn’t a lot of cohesion to the various sub-par lights and average shapes. It can be downright impossible to tell where things are around you. You’ll want to keep your ears open, as frustration will become all too familiar when you are too late to hear the gentle snoring of a zombie or the disturbing giggle of the Jawa-like creatures.
I would say that it’s nice that they at least let me change the controls, but for some reason they don’t save when you quit the game. The only settings that stay exactly where you set them are the basics for resolution, sensitivity, and graphics. Now, what is not so frustrating is that after you get killed three or four hundred times, the skulls that you need to escape Anna won’t randomly be somewhere else when you restart the level. Another upside is that as you slowly start to regain Kaet’s powers, you will finally be able to slow down the creatures and make your way to exactly where you need to go. One of Kaet’s powers is the classic stun. Using this power to stun any monster in place for at least five seconds was a relief, and gave me time to focus at the task at hand. Like the mushrooms, Kaet’s stun powers need to be recharged by absorbing puddles of glowing red blood. Simple, right? Well, sort of. Clues left behind hint that the blood makes you more powerful, but also slowly kills you.
For anyone who is not typically good at horror survival games, this isn’t for you unless you have the patience of a saint. The difficulty comes in three flavors: Challenging (Easy), Difficulty (Normal), and Nightmare (Hard). If you’re one of those people that absolutely must have a zombie apocalypse survival plan for any possible situation, you’ll probably find some enjoyment from Kaet Must Die. For everyone else, I would wait for a Steam sale. There are 10 levels to get through to beat this game, but have fun and good luck getting past level 1.
This indie survival game is too irritating to play. Kaet Must Die is near impossible to finish and it’s not a lot of fun no matter how many times you die..
BAD SAMARITAN Review – The Good, The Bad, And The Incredibly Sexy UK Men
Written by Brandon Boyce
Directed by Dean Devlin
Let’s face it, you should be a bit reluctant to leave your car with a valet. Nevermind them taking your CDs and discarded fast food wrappers. What if you check your previous destinations and find that they didn’t just go straight to the parking lot? Well, assume that valets do exactly that, but they end up doing it to a psychopath. Bad Samaritan is exactly the kind of horror story crooked valet drivers should fear.
Sean Falco (Sheehan), is a struggling artist working as a part time valet driver. Sean and his best friend Derek (Olivero) come up with the clever scheme to use their valet access to burglarize the homes of wealthy customers. All is sunshine and grand theft until they decided to rob the wrong man. One night, the arrogant wealthy businessman Cale Erendreich (Tennant) pulls up in a Maserati. Sean jumps at the chance to make the score of his life. The burglary goes smoothly until Sean discovers a woman (Condon) chained up against her will. Unwilling to help her in fear of going to jail, Sean leaves her behind. Naturally conflicted by this decision, a guilty conscious isn’t the only thing that Sean has to deal with. Not super pleased that his house has been broken into and secret found out, Cale does everything in his power to tear Sean’s life apart piece by piece. To redeem himself, Sean embarks on a quest to get the girl back and in the process learns what kind of man he really is.
The highlight of the film is David Tennant’s portrayal of the Bad Samaritan himself, Cale Erendreich. Much more than just a cutthroat corporate businessman with a bondage fetish, this private man has quite a few secrets of his own. Returning home from a normal night out and finding his inner sanctum has been compromised, he quickly covers his tracks before Sean even involves the police with his ‘correction’ process. Tennant excels in his performance, ditching his natural charm for a devious intellect that just makes you squirm. Of course this isn’t the first time we’ve seen Tennant play the baddie, but Erendeich is an entirely different beast from Killgrave. Between Bad Samaritan and the verbal manipulator he played in the Marvel Netflix series Jessica Jones, Erendreich is both more grounded and diabolical than Killgrave. Erendreich is much closer to reality, a chilling man that you could all too easily read about on your morning news feed. He can blend in with the crowd without the use of mind control and has the kind of monstrous intellect that is only revealed to those who cross him.
A villain is nothing without its hero, and Robert Sheehan’s performance as Sean Falco was an excellent match for his creepy counterpart. Prior to Bad Samaritan Sheehan’s most memorable breakout role was on the BBC television show, Misfits, and his ongoing film/television career in upcoming projects such as Mortal Engines and an upcoming Netflix series, The Umbrella Academy. Sean doesn’t initially seem to be the hero type. Hell, he leaves a girl chained up in a psychopath’s house. That’s some swipe-left shit. But hey, no one’s perfect. He’s just a regular guy in a bad situation, and as the film goes on he slowly starts filling the shoes he’s found himself in. No matter who or what Sean loses in the process, his goal throughout the entire film is to save the girl he left behind. He’s not just proving to the audience that he’s the good guy, he’s proving it to himself.
Now if you’re looking for buckets of blood in your crazed killer films, then Bad Samaritan will leave you disappointed. The gore is mild, with little more than a few dead bodies here and there. Not to say that the film is without some solid murder. There’s solid action when Erendreich goes after Sean’s loved ones, and the film is thoroughly intense throughout. Still, if you’re looking for a slasher movie to throw on at a party, Bad Samaritan won’t fit the bill. That being said, it’s a great gateway horror film for those just sticking their toes in the bloody waters.
Bad Samaritan had everything that you could ask for in a horror/thriller, having a well balanced story, the right amount of jump scares to give you that surge of adrenaline, and strong characters portrayed by a talented ensemble. This was a solid directorial debut for Dean Devlin and I look forward to seeing what else he does with the horror/thriller genre. Maybe next time starring Matt Smith and Peter Capaldi. *Swoon*
An enjoyable experience with a talented cast, Bad Samaritan is worth checking out just for the performances. It’s a thrilling battle of wits and wills, but it ultimately doesn’t break the mold.
- Rottenjesus The only reason it's dark is because the DU is dead and it's never coming back.
- Jack Derwent Slappy Halloween was a much better title.
- Nicholas McCrae Kimble Excuse me, but, Toho did the cinematic universe thing first. The Showa Era movies. From Gojira, Rodan, Varan, Mothra, Godzilla vs Mothra, Ghidorah The Three Headed Monster (which had Godzilla, Mothra...
- TheRedHood Great list. Lately I've been listening to Tremble https://threeangrynerds.com/category/tremble/ And Return To Camp Blood http://campbloodpodcast.com
- Steven Millan Hopefully,the majority of those films(and novels) that Fangoria will release under their fourth(or is that fifth) new media entertainment label will be an awful lot better than the large majority of...
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