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Bag Boy Lover Boy (Blu-ray)



Starring John Wachter, Theodore Bouloukos, Kathy Biehl

Directed by Andres Torres

Distributed by Severin Films

Unlike other home video companies, say Scream Factory or Arrow Video, there is a distinct visceral feeling produced when a package from Severn Films arrives. Opening the mailer is not likely to unearth some celebrated ‘80s cult title, or a lavish release from one of the majors; no, what is about to be revealed is either something grotesque, perverse, weird, or – more likely – all three. One of the label’s latest endeavors, Bag Boy Lover Boy (2014), is the latter, gushing sexual deviancy and bodily fluids like a busted water main. It is a film that is so bold in its weirdness that viewers have only two simple choices: embrace it or shut it off and pretend your eyes never saw a thing. Doing the former is an easy choice because the film has an ace (of sorts) up its sleeve: John Wachter, who stars as the eponymous “boy”.

Albert (John Wachter) is a hot dog truck employee in New York City, with a brain that moves slower than molasses on a cold night. He has no apparent standards, for either himself or the food truck or, grossly enough, the food within. During an argument with a drunken couple late one night he meets Ivan (Theodore Bouloukos), a local photographer who finds himself unexpectedly captivated by Albert’s unconventional looks and personality. Ivan invites Albert to take part in a photo shoot, to which the dimwit reluctantly agrees so long as Ivan teaches him how to become a professional photographer, too. The shoots Ivan stages are bizarre fetish scenes of blood and pigs and violent scenarios. Albert plays along, though he is unable to properly grasp Ivan’s direction. When he asks Ivan to begin teaching him about photography, his aspirations are rebuffed.

An opportunity presents itself when Ivan heads off to Milan for a fashion shoot, and he accidentally leaves his studio keys with Albert. Armed with a Polaroid camera and all the charm of a wet sock, Albert heads out into the city in search of prospective models. And somehow he meets women who are willing to accompany him back to a studio. Alone. Using Ivan’s perceived success as a template Albert attempts to get his models to pose in increasingly bizarre scenarios. When one refuses to don a plastic bag over her head, Albert matter-of-factly chokes her to death. And then he rapes her. From selling hot dogs to murder and necrophilia in a matter of days. Albert continues to use Ivan’s studio as his own but his retarded hubris and complete lack of empathy soon get him into hot water.

John Wachter is a… special actor. His performance has been hailed in the press and he won the Best Actor award at the New York City Horror Film Festival in 2014. Is he acting? If so, this is the most convincing portrayal of a mentally challenged individual since Tugg Speedman played Simple Jack. Albert doesn’t display any homicidal tendencies until the moment when he does, but his general world view is established early on – he just does not give a shit. He works at a hot dog truck. He lives in an austere drab apartment. He can’t get a date. When he drops a hot dog on the floor and just puts it back on the grill, it isn’t done maliciously. The inherent grossness of the fact doesn’t even register. Albert is just checked out of normal life.

Still, his abrupt decision to go from weird creeper to necrophiling murderer, and eventually cannibal, is a little jarring. Albert is the sort of guy who has to wear Velcro shoes because he could never figure out how to loop laces, and he has the physical presence of Abe Vigoda with a sinus infection. Any one of the women he attacks should have been able to at least match his deficient physicality and beat his wimpy ass but good before running off and alerting police. He’s a little Lennie from “Of Mice and Men”; not strong, but ignorant in his efforts to get women to do as he asks. Non-compliance is met with death simply because it means they are now unable to push back.

Director Andres Torres and cinematographer Anna Franquesa Solano manage to capture the scummy streets of Abel Ferrara’s The Driller Killer (1979) with a neon veneer reminiscent of Nicholas Winding Refn or Gaspar Noe. Flash and style are on display to be seen, but viewers are always reminded harsh streets and unexpected violence are lurking just beneath. This is Maniac (1980) with Corky from Life Goes On (1989-1993) in the lead. Bag Boy Lover Boy is not a great film but it is captivating in its own quizzical way. Just don’t grab yourself a hot dog before pressing “play”.

The film may capture the grittiness of NYC’s streets but the 1.78:1 1080p image is far removed from that aesthetic. This is proficient digital image; smooth, natural, free from grain. Colors pop within this slick presentation, capturing numerous gross-out moments with optimal clarity. When Albert drops a hot dog on the floor of his dirty food truck, you can easily see every chunk of dirt and blackened food remnants clinging to the little wiener. Scum and dubious sex appeal have never looked better.

A capable English LPCM 2.0 stereo track carries the audio. The score is punchy and features great fidelity, with the sound ranging from weird gypsy music to punctual beats. The sounds of the city are nicely spaced within the front-end speakers, giving life to the streets. Dialogue is always discernible and clean. Subtitles are available in English.

Audio commentary with director Andres Torres, actor Theodore Bouloukos, and editor Charlie Williams.

“The Student Films of actor John Wachter” features two very short pieces, Got Light and The Never-starting Story, each running just over a minute in length.

A trailer is also included.

Special Features:

  • Audio Commentary With Director Andres Torres, Actor Theodore Bouloukos and Editor Charlie Williams
  • The Student Films of Actor Jon Wachter: Got Light and The Never-starting Story
  • Original Trailer


  • Bag Boy Lover Boy
  • Special Features
User Rating 3.13 (8 votes)
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AHS: Cult Review – Clowns, Cults, Politics, and Peters



Starring Evan Peters, Sarah Paulson, Billie Lourd, Cheyenne Jackson, Frances Conroy, Mare Winningham, and Allison Pill

Created by Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk


It’s here. We’ve reached the end. The newest season of “American Horror Story” has ended and now we are here to provide you guys with our season review of AHS: Cult.

Spoiler free.

To start things off let me say I’m not the world’s biggest fan of “American Horror Story”. It breaks down like this: I enjoyed the absolute hell out of the first season of the series (“Murder House”), couldn’t get through “Asylum” (I know, I know, I’ve tried), dug “Coven” for what it was, really enjoyed “Freak Show”, and again I couldn’t get into “Hotel” or “Roanoke”.

That’s the story of me and “American Horror Story”. Plain And simple. But what did I think of the new seventh season of the notorious horror anthology series? Let’s find out.

Back when the seventh season of AHS was first announced (then going by the title “AHS: Election”) I was immediately intrigued by the new season because I heard it would not include any supernatural elements. Like the fourth season, “Freak Show”.

Now I’m a fan of ghosts and weird creature-men with drills for d*cks, don’t get me wrong. But the series has thus far relied almost exclusively on horrors of the supernatural variety (other than “Freak Show”) so this major change of pace was again welcomed by this guy.

Instead of vampires, aliens, and witches this season relied on terrors of the mind. Psychological fears and anxieties. The horrors man does to man. Deep issues.

Oh, and clowns. Like a lot of clowns.

But just because this new season didn’t include anything supernatural, that doesn’t mean the 11-episode season wasn’t filled with twisted visuals and horrifically disturbing acts. No, sir. This season boasted some showstoppers including S&M, gimps, and a house of horrors that wouldn’t be out of place in a Rob Zombie flick. It was all good.

But let’s backtrack a bit here.

Allow me to rundown the season’s plot for those who may be unaware. “AHS: Cult” tells the tale of a world post-election night. The literal dawn of Trump’s America. In one corner we have Sarah Paulson’s soccer mom, trying to fight through life with a series of crippling phobias (including clowns, holes, blood, and being a good person).

And in the other corner, we have Evan Peter’s angry, white (blue-haired) male, looking to seize Trump’s new position of power to bring about the end of… Actually, I want this to be a spoiler-free season review, so I’m just going to say the dude’s got big plans.

Like Manson-size plans. Let’s leave it at that.

With these two characters established, the new season then proceeds to send them spiraling into a collision course of political sabotage, intrigue, and clown-based nope, nope, nope-ing that can only end with one – or both – of them dead as Dillinger.

Overall “AHS: Cult” belonged end-to-end to Mr. Evan Peters. The young actor has continued to show his striking range from season to season of Ryan Murphy’s horror show and this season was no different. Peters’ turn as not only Kai, the blue-haired leader of the titular cult, but as infamous leaders such as David Koresh, Jim Jones, and Charles Manson – to name a few – owed this season.

I can only hope he doesn’t pull a Jessica Lange and opt-out of more AHS next year.

Speaking of top performances, “AHS: Cult ” showcases some other chilling and memorable turns with Alison Pill’s strangely vulnerable, put-upon wife character being the best next to Peters in my eyes. This actress needs to be in more films/TV!

Along with Pill, actress Billie Lourd killed it time and time again. The “Scream Queens” breakout star and Carrie Fisher spawn was yet again a highlight in her second Ryan Murphy series. Bet she has the starring role in next season. Mark my words.

Add to that, the season also boasts a handful of fun cameos, including John Carroll Lynch’s return as Twisty the Clown, Emma Roberts as a bitchy reporter that will do anything to end up on top, and Lena Dunham as SCUM Manifesto writer Valerie Solanas. The cameo cast killed it and I wish they would have been present for more episodes. What are you gonna do?

On the sour side of the season, I didn’t dig Sarah Paulson’s character. At all. But I’m sure that was the point. Right? I’m still not sure. But, boy, I wouldn’t even want to be stuck in line behind her at a Starbucks for three minutes, let alone spend the better part of this season’s 11-hours with her and her whiny bullshite. Urgh.

That said, she pulled it out by the finale. That’s all I’ll say.

In the end, I enjoyed this season as much as – if not more – than any other of the series. “Murder House” will still no doubt go on as my favorite season of the series, but “AHS: Cult” will rank third after season one and “Freak Show”.

While I was on the fence about the season after three episodes, the show ended up ditching Paulson’s character (and/or shifting her arch) after a lull so the episodes picked up quickly. Whenever the season turned its focus back towards Peters (in whichever incarnation he was playing at the time) the show got better and better. Every time.

Not a bad way to spend my Tuesday night for the past 11 weeks.

Bring on season 12.

  • American Horror Story: Cult (2018)


The seventh season of Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story was Evan Peters’ show all the way through. The young actor pulled out all the stops time and time again to make what may have been a lackluster supernatural-free season a winner.

User Rating 4.43 (7 votes)
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The Axiom Review – A Stylish and Clever Slice of Independent Horror




Starring Hattie Smith, Zac Titus, Nicole Dambro

Directed by Nicholas Woods

The Axiom is an ambitious, well directed, impressively acted and stunningly shot independent horror film that has just a few, teensy little flaws holding it back from greatness (and therefore will have to settle for just being really, really good, instead).

The first thing you realize when watching The Axiom is that this is a beautiful film. Everything is framed and shot in a lush and stylish manner, but one which is always tonally appropriate for the scene.

The second thing you’ll notice, and keep noticing as the film plays out, is that the movie really struck gold with this cast. Not only is there a total lack of the sort of stilted and unnatural acting seen in countless other microbudget horror affairs, but the performances are genuinely fantastic across the board. The main characters are believably chill and relatably normal in the early scenes, and the acting remains just as impressive once things start getting a bit more… intense. It’s not often that an independent horror film has so many good performances that it makes it hard to pick the movie’s acting VIP, but that is undeniably the case here. Taylor Flowers delivers what is probably the showiest performance (and does it very well, indeed), but the entire cast really is quite good.

The central premise of the film is both interesting and original, and touches upon the real life fact (given some recent attention in the ‘Missing 411’ books and documentary) that a lot more people sure seem to go missing out in the woods than seems reasonable, while simultaneously weaving all sorts of folklore, fairy tales and urban legends into the mix. It’s also clever in the way that it very naturally reveals aspects to the relationships between characters that serve to later – or sometimes retroactively – explain some of the more questionable decisions they make or attitudes they display. While that may sound like screenwriting 101, it’s surprising how many films fail to do this. The Axiom rewards the viewer’s attention in other ways as well, with many aspects of the movie that initially feel odd or unnatural receiving reasonable explanations (within the context of the movie) by the end. It’s not quite as challenging (or as rewarding) in this regard as, say, something like Session 9, but it does add a nice layer of complexity to the storytelling.

The film’s score, by Leo Kaliski, is also quite good. There may be a moment here or there where the music hits an overly familiar beat, but overall it not only fits the movie’s tone, but does quite a bit to help set that tone as well.

The only thing that I don’t feel the movie quite pulls off – and I’m trying to be vague here, because I feel like the less you know going into this film, the better – is some of the makeup effects work. The gore stuff is very well executed, but some of the other stuff feels like it was crafted with the intention of shooting it in a more… stylized manner. Instead, filmed as it is here, the result is sometimes less than impressive and can fail to make the impact that the movie seems to be implying that it should. And while some of what the makeup effects lack in execution is made up for with the ingenuity and creativity of their design, it’s still a bit of a shame when they don’t quite pull them off because, aside from a few niggles that I have with the writing, the effects are the only aspect of the film that occasionally fails to live up to the high level of technical proficiency that The Axiom otherwise demonstrates.


  • Man, the acting in this movie is really good. The dialogue may stumble once or twice, but these actors always sell it anyway.
  • Give back Mia Sara’s DNA, Hattie Smith!
  • If you’re going to put your female lead in shorts this small, I hope you’re not sensitive to viewers unleashing a nonstop parade of “Has anyone seen my pants / OH GOD WHERE ARE MY PANTS!” jokes.
  • “You just pop this here ‘Blair Witch Stick Person / Anarchy sign’ sticker up on that there windshield of yours, and them park rangers? Well – heh heh – they won’t bother you none, no sir.” Hmmmmm…
  • The film really is shot amazingly well – better than a lot of mainstream releases. Cinematographer Sten Olson has a real future ahead of him.
  • As does writer / director Nicholas Woods, for that matter. Any director who can get this level of quality out of their cast and crew on their first ever film is someone to keep an eye on.
  • “I’ll make a run for it and get help,” says the female lead, and I’m like “Yeah, let her go – she has no pants to weigh her down.”
  • The gore effects in the movie are both realized and utilized very well.
  • Welcome back to horror movies, “I’ll be right back” dialogue spoken unironically by and/or to ill-fated characters.
  • The Axiom


In the end, The Axiom is a solid and entertaining flick that manages to wring a level of quality and originality out of the somewhat tired “Don’t Go in the Woods” horror subgenre not seen since 2012’s Cabin in the Woods. The cinematography and acting are hugely impressive, it features a nice, unnerving score, the premise is original and captivating, and the whole thing moves at a nice pace that helps keep the film’s flaws from dragging it down.

User Rating 4.14 (14 votes)
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The Dollmaker Short Film Review – Welcome to Heebie Jeebie City!



Starring Perri Lauren, Sean Meehan, Dan Berkey

Directed by Alan Lougher

The loss of a young child drives a mother to take a set of unusual measures to preserve his memory, and all it takes is one call to The Dollmaker.

When the short film by Alan Lougher opens up, we see a rather disturbing image of a little boy inside a casket, and the sound of a grieving mom speaking with an unidentified man in the background – he’s requesting something personal of the child to help “finish” his product, and it’s not before long that mom has her little boy back…well, kind of. What remains of the child is the representation of his former self, although it’s contained within the frame of a not-so-attractive doll, and the boy’s father isn’t a believer in this type of hocus-pocus (or the price to have this constructed, either). The doll comes with a specific set of instructions, but most importantly, you cannot spend more than one hour a day with the doll, or else you’ll go mad thinking that the soul inside of it is actually the person that you lost – sounds reasonable, doesn’t it?

Well this is just too good to be true for Mommy, and as the short film progresses, we’ll just have to wait and see what happens to her mind – it’s ultimately a depressing scenario, but Lougher gives it that creepy feel, almost like visiting a relative’s home and seeing their dearly departed pet stuffed and staring at you over the fireplace – HEEBIE-JEEBIE CITY, if you ask me. All in all, the quickie is gloomy, but ultimately chilling in nature, and is most definitely worth a watch, and if I might use a quote from one of my favorite films to apply to this subject matter: “Sometimes…dead is better.”

  • Film


Ultimately chilling in nature!

User Rating 3.41 (17 votes)
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