Directed by Yoshihiro Nishimura
Yoshihiro Nishimura is absolutely, 100% certified flying-rodent-fecal-matter INSANE. And God bless him for it.
The director of Tokyo Gore Police and the amazing Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl is back with another foray into disturbing wonder with Helldriver.
Helldriver is a zombie movie. Nishimura-san always wanted to make a zombie movie. He finally made one, and of course he decided to make it unlike any other zombie movie he’d ever seen.
Boy, he can cross that item off his bucket list.
I’m going to attempt to describe the basic plot. If you have recently ingested any psychoactive drugs, legal or illegal, I strongly suggest browsing to another page. Just the description of this film may cause severe chemical damage to your brain.
Kika (Yumiko Hara) was a simple schoolgirl with a disabled father and a devoted mother (Eihi Shiina of Audition fame). Oh, wait…no, her mother is a criminal who is engaged in a deeply wrong relationship with her insane brother, Kika’s uncle. She comes home from school one day to find dear old Uncle tearing flesh off Dad’s useless legs and turning it into meat patties for dinner. There’s a struggle of sorts, and the trio wind up outside after dad’s been set afire by mom.
One space starfish, stolen heart, and zombie-creating spore-plague later, people are sprouting growths from their foreheads (that happen to mirror the stems on the melons grown in the province that the film was shot in) and eating the living.
The northern half of Japan is walled off and abandoned to the undead. However, the stem-growths on the heads of the zombies can be ground up and turned into an addictive drug…that blows up its addicts, as the compound is very unstable.
The now-cyborg Kika and her chainsaw sword get mixed up with some folks farming the growths for money and winds up brought in by the government to find the source of the outbreak: her mother, now some sort of zombie queen. Joining forces with a wandering cowboy, they travel through the contaminated northern lands to bring down mommy dearest once and for all and end the zombie threat.
Have you ever seen a guy get in a swordfight with a truck? Not IN a truck, WITH a truck.
How about an artillery barrage of undead severed heads?
Those are two of the more sedate images you’ll see in Helldriver. Nishimura goes for broke in Helldriver, delivering bizarre imagery and fountains of gore that go beyond any of his previous films. While Helldriver may lack some of the narrative of Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl, it makes up for it in undiluted zombie action. The film barely pauses to take a breath between epic action sequences.
This is the kind of movie you should watch with a crowd, because you’re all going to be shouting, laughing, and cheering your way through the madness. Each segment of the film builds and one-ups the previous chunk, guaranteeing the perfect party movie to play for people who have no idea what they’re getting into.
My only complaint is that the insanity is so thick and over-the-top that by the finale (set on a giant body made of zombie body parts powered by rockets…yeah) you’re almost a little numb.
That complaint is as minor as they come, however. Nishimura-san’s brand of madness might not be your particular cup of psychadelic mushroom tea, but most horror fans should dig the hell out of it. I know I did.
4 1/2 out of 5
Discuss Helldriver in the space below!
American Psycho Meets Creep – Strawberry Flavored Plastic Review
Starring Aidan Bristow, Nicholas Urda, Andres Montejo
Directed by Colin Bemis
Recently I wrote up an article here on Dread Central which was basically an open letter to anyone who was listening called “I Miss Found Footage.” Well, it seems like someone WAS listening, as I was then sent the link to an all-new found footage film called Strawberry Flavored Plastic from first-time writer-director Colin Bemis.
The film follows the “still-at-large crimes of Noel, a repentant, classy and charming serial killer loose in the suburbs of New York.” Basically, you could think of the flick as American Psycho meets Mark Duplass and Partick Brice’s Creep. That, or you could think of it as “Man Bites Dog in color!” However you choose to label Colin Bemis’ psychological thriller, just make sure you check out the film once it hits in the future.
As I alluded to above, the film is basically a found footage version of American Psycho. But that said, the film sports a twist on the charming serial killer subgenre that I have yet to see play out in any of the above-mentioned classics. I’m not going to go into spoiler territory here, but I will say that the film introduces an element to the tale that spins it into much more of a character drama than a straight horror film. Not that there is anything wrong with that!
Truth be told, the film’s turn from serial killer flick into a layered character study might have been its kiss of death, but this slight genre switch is rendered a minor issue as the film’s central narcissistic antagonist is played by Aidan Bristow. Bristow is an actor you may not have heard of before this review, but you will hear his name more and more over the years to come, I promise. The guy gives (no pun intended) a killer performance as the film’s resident serial killer Noel Rose, and time after time surprised me with how chilling, charming, or downright vulnerable he chose to play any given scene.
Bristow’s performance is, in the end, the major element the film has going for it. But that said, as a fan of found footage, I was smiling ear to ear at first-time director Colin Bemis’ understanding of what makes a found footage suspense sequence work.
In Strawberry Flavored Plastic director Colin Bemis is confident and content to allow full emotional scenes to play out with the camera directed at nothing more than a character’s knees. Why is this so important? Because it keeps the reality of the film going. Too many found footage directors would focus on the actors’ faces during such emotional scenes – no matter how contrived the camera angle was. In this film, however, Bemis favors the reality that says, “If you were really in this emotional state and holding a camera, you would let it drop to your side.” I agree, and it is small touches like that which make the film feel authentic and thus – once the shite hits the fan – all the scarier.
On the dull side of the kitchen knife, the film does feel a bit long even given it’s short running time, and there doesn’t seem too much in the way of visceral horror to be found within. Again, graphic blood and gore aren’t a must in a fright flick, but a tad more of the old ultra-violence would have gone a long way in selling our main psychopath’s insanity and unpredictability. But all the same, the film does feature a rather shocking sequence where our main baddie performs a brutal home invasion/murder that puts this film firmly in the realm of horror. In fact, the particular POV home invasion scene I’m talking about holds about as much horror as you’ll ever wish to witness.
In the end, Colin Bemis’ Strawberry Flavored Plastic is a must-see for fans of found footage and serial killer studies such as American Pyscho, Creep, and Man Bites Dog. I recommend giving it a watch once it premieres. If only to be able to point to Aidan Bristow in the near future and tell all your friends that you watched (one of) his first movies.
Lead actor Aidan Bristow turns in a star-making performance in Colin Bemis’ Strawberry Flavored Plastic, a found footage film that plays out like Man Bites Dog in Color before introducing a new element to the charming-serial-killer subgenre and becoming more character study than a straight horror. Think American Psycho meets Creep.
Who Goes There Podcast: Ep 148 – Inside (2017 Remake)
We’ve all heard the old saying, “in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” Well, I’m here to tell you that’s only partially true. It seems there is a third certainty that had been omitted from the original quote, “It is certain, if you enjoy a movie, at some point someone will remake that movie.” Now is the time when one of my favorite movies gets reimagined, “for an American audience”.
In the late 2000’s an explosion of “French extreme” horror films was released. Martyrs and or High Tension can often be found on any number of lists of the “most fucked up horror movies ever”. Unfortunately, the vastly superior Inside is often forgotten (as well as Frontier(s), but that’s a whole ‘nother rant). Now, ten years after it’s initial release, Inside has been Americanized. Don’t worry, we watched it so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.
Mommy says you’re not dead. Is that true? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 148!
If you like what you hear, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love.
The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes right here. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread Central page. Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Twitch, and YouTube.
Totem Review – It’s Not Always A Bad Thing To Look Up From The Bottom Level, If You Like That View
Starring Kerris Dorsey, James Tupper, Ahna O’Reilly
Directed by Marcel Sarmiento
Following the untimely death of a family’s matriarchal figure, a young woman finds out that managing to hold all of the pieces in place becomes increasingly more difficult when otherworldly infiltrators make their presence felt. We’re going to have to work our way up this Totem, as
17 year old Kellie is the leading lady of the home following the passing of her mother Lexy, and with a needy father and tiny tot of a baby sister, she still keeps things in working order, regardless of the rather large hole that’s been left in the dynamic due to the death. Kellie’s dad after a while decides to ask his lady-friend to move in with the family, so that everyone can move onto a more peaceful existence…yeah, because those types of instances always seem to work seamlessly. As fate would have it, Kellie’s sense of pride is now taking a beating with the new woman in the mix, and her little sister’s new “visitor” is even more disturbed by this intruder – only question is, exactly who is this supernatural pal of sorts? Is it the spirit of their dead mother standing by to keep watch over the family, or is it something that’s found its way to this group, and has much more evil intentions at hand?
What works here is the context of something innately malicious that has found its way into the home – there are only a couple moments that come off as unsettling, but the notion of having to weave through more than half the film acting as a sullen-teen drama is rather painful. The presentation of the “broken family” is one that’s been done to death, and with better results overall, and that’s not to say that the movie is a complete loss, it just takes far too much weeding through at times stale performances and even more stagnant pacing to get to a moderately decent late-stage conclusion to the film. Under the direction of Marcel Sarmiento (Deadgirl), I’d truly hoped for something a bit more along the lines of a disturbing project such as that one, but the only thing disturbing was the time I’d invested in checking this one out. My best advice is to tune into the Lifetime channel if you want a sulky teen-melodrama with a tinge of horror, or you could simply jump into this one and work your way up…but it’s a LONG way to the top.
Sulky, moody, and ridden with teen-angst buried in the middle of a supernatural mystery – SOUNDS like a decent premise, doesn’t it?
Join the Box of Dread Mailing List
Ellen Page and The Cured Come Home to VOD
#Brainwaves Episode 74 Guest Announcement: Creature Designer Mike Hill – The Shape of Water and More!
The Saw Chapter Comes to Dead By Daylight January 23!
Flying Wolf! New Rampage Trailer Swoops In
See What We Do in the Shadows on the Small Screen
Gender Bashing: The Exorcist Series and the Male Body in Possession Horror
Zak Bagans’ Paranormal-Themed Documentary Demon House Acquired: Aiming For March Release
Julie, Sweet Julie: Why Return of the Living Dead 3 Is One of the Most Inventive Sequels Ever
Decade of Horror (2010-2017): What Have We Learned in the Past 7 Years?
Devil’s Tree: Rooted Evil – Exclusive Trailer, Stills, Poster and More
News5 days ago
An Early Draft of Halloween 6 Has Been Released And It’s… Interesting
News4 days ago
The Evil Dead Trilogy Cuts a 72-Minute Super Cut in Black and White
News5 days ago
Universal’s Bride of Frankenstein Reboot Back on Track With Gal Gadot?
News5 days ago
Zac Efron Looks Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile as Ted Bundy
Editorials4 days ago
What’s Next? 5 Horror Trends We Expect Within 5 Years
Reviews5 days ago
Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters Review – A Timid Step Towards a Frightening Possibility
News5 days ago
Jigsaw Teased for Dead by Daylight
News5 days ago
Friday the 13th Part 3: In Memoriam Documentary Now Available For Free!