Directed by Stacy Title
Gadzooks! Where to even begin? I’m so torn on this hokey hodgepodge of horror ideas. It’s like a tale of two movies. The first half is an annoying retread of damn near every horror movie cliché of the past five or so years, complete with all the prerequisite cheap jump scares masquerading as actual suspense. Then there’s the second half, where it actually starts to go someplace interesting, only to completely derail into silliness during the overwrought/poorly thought-out third act.
At times I was bored. At times I was rolling my eyes. At times I was intrigued. At times I was laughing unintentionally. The one thing I never was: scared.
If reports I’ve read are correct, The Bye Bye Man has been delayed for some time, during which it was trimmed down from an R to a PG-13. It did feel like the movie was tripping over itself to avoid getting gory in scenes that sure seemed like they were intended to be gruesome (bloodless point blank range shotgun blasts), and early on there’s indication that something creepy happened during a sex scene that was not included in the final cut. Trimming this down to PG-13 actually makes sense since I have a hard time imagining too many people over the age of 13 being scared by any of this hokum.
Who or what the Bye Bye Man is, his origins, the significance of the train, his coins, or the big skinless dog that accompanies him: all of it is practically irrelevant to the plot. The Bye Bye Man is merely a boogeyman with a series of gimmicks in desperate need of a purpose. Once you’ve said “Bye Bye Man,” he gets in your head; and anyone who hears, says, or writes down the name becomes a potential victim that he begins screwing with via a series of hallucinations, lost time, and loud noise jump scares. Muttering “don’t say it, don’t think it” is a technique to ward him off that proves not particularly effective since that, too, is more gimmick than purposeful. You would think his ultimate goal would be to trick or terrorize his intendeds in order to spread his name like a supernatural virus to as many people as possible; that doesn’t appear to enter his head until the very end.
Even when Bye Bye Man does make his physical presence known, looking like the cloaked lovechild of Mason Verger and Voldemort, he actually doesn’t do much of anything other than stand there menacingly pointing or wagging – yes, wagging – his bony finger at you. As if the movie was Bye Bye Man competing on a TV game show called “America’s Next Top Boogeyman,” I kept waiting for top judge Bagul to go all Simon Cowell for stealing his shtick as this week’s special guest judge The Babadook furiously mashes the X button out of existence.
Given how he comes into being, it’s entirely possible Bye Bye Man might be related to The Grither from that holiday-themed episode of “Tales from the Darkside.” If you see this movie and have seen that episode, then you’ll know exactly what I’m getting at.
Things open up promisingly enough in 1969 as an average Joe runs around a neighborhood with a shotgun demanding to know who has told the name Bye Bye Man to someone else before killing them to prevent the evil from further spreading. There will be more flashbacks to this event later on. Given how much more effectively staged and performed this backstory is to the modern stuff built around the stereotypical assortment of photogenic millennials contending with the usual boogedy boogedy tropes, I would have preferred it if the entire film had been about the 1969 events. Then again, a horror movie about a writer experiencing lethal supernatural madness brought about by a sinister figure while investigating a true crime case already exists. I don’t have to tell you it was called Sinister. Told you Bagul would be upset with Bye Bye Man stealing his shtick.
College student Elliot (Douglas Smith, Dane DeHaan-ing the shit out of his performance) has just moved into an off-campus house with the love of his life, Sasha (Cressida Bonas, whose every line sounds like she’s zonked out on cold medicine, fitting since she may be the first horror movie victim in history whose primary affliction is evil has given her a bad cold – not joking), and his best friend, John (Lucien Laviscount, who I suspect has a heck of a career ahead of him whenever producers want but cannot get Michael B. Jordan). Sasha and John appear a little too chummy, leading to Elliot’s increasingly homicidal state as he suffers jealous delusions brought on by “He Who Cannot Be Named” and his faithful demon dog companion, “Cenobite Beethoven.”
In all seriousness, I loved the idea of a supernatural psycho with a paranormal pet. I wanted less Bye Bye Man and more of his hound of hell eating the bodies of his victims. I want that dog to have its own spin-off movie, and I want the title of that movie to be Beethoven’s 666th.
Immediately, like within mere moments of moving into this house, they experience creepy noises, doors that thunderously slam on their own, and other assorted clichés you’ve seen a million times before. They discover an old nightstand with “Bye Bye Man” scribbled in it, and that’s when their luck really begins to run out. Luckily, they have a friend who claims to be psychic, so, you guessed it – they decide to hold a séance. Now the Sinister meets The Ring meets Final Destination meets The Shining meets A Nightmare on Elm Street meets Insert Supernatural Horror Movie Title Here and You’d Probably Be Right kicks into full swing as characters go mental/commit murders/get killed because of how Bye Bye Man messes with their minds. You can pretty much guess where this one is headed fairly early on and not just because you’ve seen all those other horror movies I listed.
Carrie-Ann Moss doesn’t make her presence known until nearly the hour mark in the totally thankless role of the cop grilling Elliot after she suspects he’s behind the deaths. Her character should have been named “Detective Thankless.”
Then it’s Faye Dunaway’s turn to cash a check with her cameo as the wife of the 1969 reporter/killer Elliot seeks out for further flashbacks. Something happens to her towards the end of their scene that’s meant to be horrific but was actually so inexplicable and cheesy it made me laugh out loud. That pretty much set the tone for the remainder of the film.
We are talking about a movie where Elliot realizes he has to erase anything pertaining to the Bye Bye Man’s name, and that means doing away with that nightstand. Obviously, he destroys it, right? Wrong! He simply carries it out of the house and chucks it into the woods out back. He doesn’t burn it or chop it up or anything else that would actually make it impossible to ever open the drawer and see what’s written.
That’s a perfect example of so many aspects of The Bye Bye Man that are off-kilter. Like you can tell everyone in front of and behind the camera are trying really hard to make it work, almost succeeding if not for performances, writing, and directing being just wonky enough to make it not work the way they intended while still being somewhat entertaining in a schlocky b-movie sort of way. I hate that I even have to assign a star rating to this because how does one score “this movie sucks, but there’s stuff I enjoyed yet at the same time I didn’t, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t.”
We are talking about a movie where during what is supposed to be a moment of high terror, the Bye Bye Man pokes a guy’s forehead with his finger, and they cut to a doorbell ringing.
Through the Cracks – Trick or Treat (1986) Review
Starring Marc Price, Tony Fields, Lisa Orgolini, Glen Morgan, Gene Simmons, and Ozzy Osbourne
Directed by Charles Martin Smith
I have been a horror fan for more than half of my life at this point. Meaning I have seen most of the quality horror offerings under the sun. But that said, every once in awhile a classic sneaks past so we wanted to create this “Through the Cracks” review section for such films.
Case in point, I had never seen the Halloween horror flick Trick or Treat until last night. I know, right? How the hell did that happen? But these things do happen and so for everyone that has seen the flick a million times, this will be a review of the movie from a super horror fan that – at the age of 33 – is seeing Trick or Treat for the very first time.
Now let’s get to it.
First off you have to love the movie’s plot. Mixing horror and heavy metal seems like a given, yet preciously few films Frankenstein these two great tastes together.
Like many of you out there, I am a big metal fan as well as a big horror fan. The two seem to go together like chocolate and peanut butter. Or Jason and horny campers.
I dig bands like Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, and even those hair metal bands (Dokken forever!) and I’m well aware of the legends surrounding playing these records backward.
Off the top of my head, the only other flick that combines the two to this degree is the (relatively) recent horror-comedy Deathgasm. I say more horror-metal flicks! Or should we call it Metal-Horror? Yeah, that’s a much more metal title.
It only makes sense that someone, somewhere would take the idea of “What if Ozzy Osbourne really was evil and came back from the dead (you know, if he had passed away during his heyday) to torment a loner fan?” Great premise for a movie!
And Trick or Treat delivers on the promise of this premise in spades. Sammi Curr is an epic hybrid of the best of the best metal frontmen and his resurrection via speaker is one of the great horror birthing scenes I have seen in all my years.
Add to that the film feels like a lost entry in the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. More specifically the film feels like it would fit snugly in between two of my favorite entries in that series, Dream Warriors and The Dream Master.
This movie is 80’s as all f*ck and I loved every minute of it.
And speaking of how this film brought other minor classics to the forefront of my brain, let’s talk about the film’s central villain, Sammi Curr. This guy looks like he could share an epic horror band with the likes of Mary Lou from Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II and the Drill Killer rocker from Slumber Party Massacre Part II.
Picture that band for a moment and tell me they aren’t currently playing the most epic set in Hell as we speak. I say let’s see an Avengers-style series of films based on these minor horror icons sharing the stage and touring the country’s high school proms!
In the end Trick or Treat has more than it’s fair share of issues. Sammi Curr doesn’t enter the film until much too late and is dispatched way too easily. Water? Really? That’s it?
That said, the film is still a blast as director Charles Martin Smith keeps the movie rocking like an 80’s music video with highlights being Sammi’s rock show massacre at the prom and his final assault on our hero teens in the family bathroom.
Rockstar lighting for days.
Even though the film has issues (zero blood, a rushed ending) none of that mattered much to this horror hound as the film was filled to the brim with striking horror/metal imagery and a killer soundtrack via Fastway and composer Christopher Young.
Plus you’ve got to love the cameos by Gene Simmons (boy, his character just dropped right out of the movie, huh?) and Ozzy Osbourne as a mad-as-hell Preacher that isn’t going to take any more of this devil music. P.S. Watch for the post-credits tag.
More than a few of my closest horror buddies have this film placed high on their annual Halloween must-watch lists. And after (finally) viewing the film for myself, I think I just may have to add the film to mine as well. Preferably on VHS.
Trick or Treat is an 80’s horror classic. If you dig films like Popcorn, and if you put the film off like I did, remedy that tonight and slap a copy in the old VHS/DVD player.
Just don’t play it backward… God knows what could happen.
All said and done, I enjoyed the hell out of my first viewing of Trick or Treat. But what do YOU think of the film? Make sure to hit us up and let us know below or on social media!
Now bring on Trick or Treat 2: The Prom Band from Hell, featuring Sammi Curr, Mary Lou Maloney, and Atanas Ilitch’s Driller Killer from Slumber Party Massacre Part II!
Charles Martin Smith’s Trick or Treat is a sure-fire Halloween treat for fans of 80’s horror flicks, as well as fans of heavy metal music.
AHS: Cult Review – Clowns, Cults, Politics, and Peters
Starring Evan Peters, Sarah Paulson, Billie Lourd, Cheyenne Jackson, Frances Conroy, Mare Winningham, and Allison Pill
Created by Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk
** NO SPOILERS **
It’s here. We’ve reached the end. The newest season of “American Horror Story” has ended and now we are here to provide you guys with our season review of AHS: Cult.
To start things off let me say I’m not the world’s biggest fan of “American Horror Story”. It breaks down like this: I enjoyed the absolute hell out of the first season of the series (“Murder House”), couldn’t get through “Asylum” (I know, I know, I’ve tried), dug “Coven” for what it was, really enjoyed “Freak Show”, and again I couldn’t get into “Hotel” or “Roanoke”.
That’s the story of me and “American Horror Story”. Plain And simple. But what did I think of the new seventh season of the notorious horror anthology series? Let’s find out.
Back when the seventh season of AHS was first announced (then going by the title “AHS: Election”) I was immediately intrigued by the new season because I heard it would not include any supernatural elements. Like the fourth season, “Freak Show”.
Now I’m a fan of ghosts and weird creature-men with drills for d*cks, don’t get me wrong. But the series has thus far relied almost exclusively on horrors of the supernatural variety (other than “Freak Show”) so this major change of pace was again welcomed by this guy.
Instead of vampires, aliens, and witches this season relied on terrors of the mind. Psychological fears and anxieties. The horrors man does to man. Deep issues.
Oh, and clowns. Like a lot of clowns.
But just because this new season didn’t include anything supernatural, that doesn’t mean the 11-episode season wasn’t filled with twisted visuals and horrifically disturbing acts. No, sir. This season boasted some showstoppers including S&M, gimps, and a house of horrors that wouldn’t be out of place in a Rob Zombie flick. It was all good.
But let’s backtrack a bit here.
Allow me to rundown the season’s plot for those who may be unaware. “AHS: Cult” tells the tale of a world post-election night. The literal dawn of Trump’s America. In one corner we have Sarah Paulson’s soccer mom, trying to fight through life with a series of crippling phobias (including clowns, holes, blood, and being a good person).
And in the other corner, we have Evan Peter’s angry, white (blue-haired) male, looking to seize Trump’s new position of power to bring about the end of… Actually, I want this to be a spoiler-free season review, so I’m just going to say the dude’s got big plans.
Like Manson-size plans. Let’s leave it at that.
With these two characters established, the new season then proceeds to send them spiraling into a collision course of political sabotage, intrigue, and clown-based nope, nope, nope-ing that can only end with one – or both – of them dead as Dillinger.
Overall “AHS: Cult” belonged end-to-end to Mr. Evan Peters. The young actor has continued to show his striking range from season to season of Ryan Murphy’s horror show and this season was no different. Peters’ turn as not only Kai, the blue-haired leader of the titular cult, but as infamous leaders such as David Koresh, Jim Jones, and Charles Manson – to name a few – owed this season.
I can only hope he doesn’t pull a Jessica Lange and opt-out of more AHS next year.
Speaking of top performances, “AHS: Cult ” showcases some other chilling and memorable turns with Alison Pill’s strangely vulnerable, put-upon wife character being the best next to Peters in my eyes. This actress needs to be in more films/TV!
Along with Pill, actress Billie Lourd killed it time and time again. The “Scream Queens” breakout star and Carrie Fisher spawn was yet again a highlight in her second Ryan Murphy series. Bet she has the starring role in next season. Mark my words.
Add to that, the season also boasts a handful of fun cameos, including John Carroll Lynch’s return as Twisty the Clown, Emma Roberts as a bitchy reporter that will do anything to end up on top, and Lena Dunham as SCUM Manifesto writer Valerie Solanas. The cameo cast killed it and I wish they would have been present for more episodes. What are you gonna do?
On the sour side of the season, I didn’t dig Sarah Paulson’s character. At all. But I’m sure that was the point. Right? I’m still not sure. But, boy, I wouldn’t even want to be stuck in line behind her at a Starbucks for three minutes, let alone spend the better part of this season’s 11-hours with her and her whiny bullshite. Urgh.
That said, she pulled it out by the finale. That’s all I’ll say.
In the end, I enjoyed this season as much as – if not more – than any other of the series. “Murder House” will still no doubt go on as my favorite season of the series, but “AHS: Cult” will rank third after season one and “Freak Show”.
While I was on the fence about the season after three episodes, the show ended up ditching Paulson’s character (and/or shifting her arch) after a lull so the episodes picked up quickly. Whenever the season turned its focus back towards Peters (in whichever incarnation he was playing at the time) the show got better and better. Every time.
Not a bad way to spend my Tuesday night for the past 11 weeks.
Bring on season 12.
The seventh season of Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story was Evan Peters’ show all the way through. The young actor pulled out all the stops time and time again to make what may have been a lackluster supernatural-free season a winner.
The Axiom Review – A Stylish and Clever Slice of Independent Horror
Starring Hattie Smith, Zac Titus, Nicole Dambro
Directed by Nicholas Woods
The Axiom is an ambitious, well directed, impressively acted and stunningly shot independent horror film that has just a few, teensy little flaws holding it back from greatness (and therefore will have to settle for just being really, really good, instead).
The first thing you realize when watching The Axiom is that this is a beautiful film. Everything is framed and shot in a lush and stylish manner, but one which is always tonally appropriate for the scene.
The second thing you’ll notice, and keep noticing as the film plays out, is that the movie really struck gold with this cast. Not only is there a total lack of the sort of stilted and unnatural acting seen in countless other microbudget horror affairs, but the performances are genuinely fantastic across the board. The main characters are believably chill and relatably normal in the early scenes, and the acting remains just as impressive once things start getting a bit more… intense. It’s not often that an independent horror film has so many good performances that it makes it hard to pick the movie’s acting VIP, but that is undeniably the case here. Taylor Flowers delivers what is probably the showiest performance (and does it very well, indeed), but the entire cast really is quite good.
The central premise of the film is both interesting and original, and touches upon the real life fact (given some recent attention in the ‘Missing 411’ books and documentary) that a lot more people sure seem to go missing out in the woods than seems reasonable, while simultaneously weaving all sorts of folklore, fairy tales and urban legends into the mix. It’s also clever in the way that it very naturally reveals aspects to the relationships between characters that serve to later – or sometimes retroactively – explain some of the more questionable decisions they make or attitudes they display. While that may sound like screenwriting 101, it’s surprising how many films fail to do this. The Axiom rewards the viewer’s attention in other ways as well, with many aspects of the movie that initially feel odd or unnatural receiving reasonable explanations (within the context of the movie) by the end. It’s not quite as challenging (or as rewarding) in this regard as, say, something like Session 9, but it does add a nice layer of complexity to the storytelling.
The film’s score, by Leo Kaliski, is also quite good. There may be a moment here or there where the music hits an overly familiar beat, but overall it not only fits the movie’s tone, but does quite a bit to help set that tone as well.
The only thing that I don’t feel the movie quite pulls off – and I’m trying to be vague here, because I feel like the less you know going into this film, the better – is some of the makeup effects work. The gore stuff is very well executed, but some of the other stuff feels like it was crafted with the intention of shooting it in a more… stylized manner. Instead, filmed as it is here, the result is sometimes less than impressive and can fail to make the impact that the movie seems to be implying that it should. And while some of what the makeup effects lack in execution is made up for with the ingenuity and creativity of their design, it’s still a bit of a shame when they don’t quite pull them off because, aside from a few niggles that I have with the writing, the effects are the only aspect of the film that occasionally fails to live up to the high level of technical proficiency that The Axiom otherwise demonstrates.
- Man, the acting in this movie is really good. The dialogue may stumble once or twice, but these actors always sell it anyway.
- Give back Mia Sara’s DNA, Hattie Smith!
- If you’re going to put your female lead in shorts this small, I hope you’re not sensitive to viewers unleashing a nonstop parade of “Has anyone seen my pants / OH GOD WHERE ARE MY PANTS!” jokes.
- “You just pop this here ‘Blair Witch Stick Person / Anarchy sign’ sticker up on that there windshield of yours, and them park rangers? Well – heh heh – they won’t bother you none, no sir.” Hmmmmm…
- The film really is shot amazingly well – better than a lot of mainstream releases. Cinematographer Sten Olson has a real future ahead of him.
- As does writer / director Nicholas Woods, for that matter. Any director who can get this level of quality out of their cast and crew on their first ever film is someone to keep an eye on.
- “I’ll make a run for it and get help,” says the female lead, and I’m like “Yeah, let her go – she has no pants to weigh her down.”
- The gore effects in the movie are both realized and utilized very well.
- Welcome back to horror movies, “I’ll be right back” dialogue spoken unironically by and/or to ill-fated characters.
In the end, The Axiom is a solid and entertaining flick that manages to wring a level of quality and originality out of the somewhat tired “Don’t Go in the Woods” horror subgenre not seen since 2012’s Cabin in the Woods. The cinematography and acting are hugely impressive, it features a nice, unnerving score, the premise is original and captivating, and the whole thing moves at a nice pace that helps keep the film’s flaws from dragging it down.
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