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Final Destination, The (2009)

The Final DestinationReviewed by Andrew Kasch

Starring Bobby Campo, Nick Zano, Shantel VanSanten, Haley Webb

Directed by David R. Ellis


Right from its opening credits, it’s clear that The Final Destination is yet another by-the-numbers sequel that never strays from formula and offers no new surprises. But who cares? We go to these movies for one reason and one reason only: to see stupid teens go “SPLAT!” and the minds behind this fourth installment know that all too well by now. There are absolutely no pretensions with this movie (unlike another slasher sequel opening this weekend), and what you pay to see is exactly what you get.

Plot? Acting? Character development? Forget about it! Director David R. Ellis (returning from the equally fun Final Destination 2) leaps back into the series like a sadistic showman and cuts right to the bloody chase – or race, in this case. Par for the course, things start with another thrilling catastrophe, this time at a NASCAR racing event where a freak accident sends cars flying into the stands, demolishing everyone and everything in sight. Of course, it all turns out to be the premonition of Random Psychic Teen Character #4 who warns and evacuates the people around him just before the stadium goes up in flames. This creates yet another “rift” in Death’s design, and the survivors soon find themselves getting picked off in a series of increasingly grizzly accidents. Random Psychic Teen Character #4 doesn’t care for this and sets out to put a stop to Death’s plans, which we already know from the three sets of characters before him won’t really work out.

The Final DestinationThe filmmakers behind The Final Destination are essentially making a dead teen exploitation flick, and they know it. Characters get crushed, burned, diced, dismembered, blown up, eviscerated, smashed, stabbed and pureed across a series of endless set-pieces. Except now they’re in glorious 3D, which is done to full effect. Most modern 3D films tend to avoid cheap pop-out gags, but FD4 fully embraces its gimmicky format, sending all those great bodily fluids spilling towards your face. That alone makes this film more fun and satisfying than the maligned third installment. As a former stuntman, Ellis has developed a knack for creating on-screen chaos without lots of CGI and shaky-cam, and that’s what gives these films their charm. The whole experience is basically like watching a mindless old school 80’s horror movie with all the boring parts cut out.

At a brisk 80 minutes, there’s not much else going on here. The Final Destination’s single-minded purpose is to get you in, kill some brain cells and send you on your merry way. It’s essentially a summer movie version of Faces of Death – and that alone is far more entertaining than all the Transformers and G.I. Joes of the world combined.

Film:

3 1/2 out of 5

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  • Morgan Elektra

    Saw it in 3D… the writing was really terrible, the scenarious beyond unbelievable, the story was paper thin, the effects kind of chintzy, the characters were totally cardboard, and the acting was more hit than miss… But I found it so bad it was frickin’ hilarious. I was laughing so hard at all the badness there were tears in my eyes. This wasn’t even a popcorn movie… it was a cotton candy movie. Enjoyable in the moment but all the depth and staying power of spun sugar.

  • DARIO

    I JUST SAW DIS MOVIE YESTERDAY..ITS FUCKEN TIDE..YA PEOPLE NEED 2 SEE IT!!!!!!!!..BUT I WENT TO THE WRONG ROOM AND I HADED TO WATCH THE 2D VERSION..IT SUCKED…BUT IN 2 WEEKS IMA GO AGAIN TO SEE IT IN 3D..AND I AM ALSO GOANNA WATCH SORORITY ROW..!!!!

  • kiddcapone

    This is easily one of the biggest disappointments ever…I had such huge expectations and FD4 just sucked on so many levels. Totally UNINSPIRED. Everything was done before in previous FD movies, and done better. No end resolution. No loose ends tied up. Horrible CGI deaths. The ending sucked.

    5000 ways to kill someone and they just reused the same old shit from previous films. Very sad.

  • Nomad

    Felt like this was a waste of time. CGI kills were on par with the quality of a standard Syfy sat night movie, I didn’t care about ANY of the characters and the film itself was so formulaic, it may as well have been part 3 again. I didn’t want to see the same damn movie with new kills. For the last installment, I expected a little resolution or at least cleaver twists to explain why these people are seeing their death and why death himself is coming to fix it. Not one loose end is tied up. I also had a problem with some of the 3D, which didn’t seem to work in my theater. Bad CGI. Very bad.

  • Teen-Idol

    “Random Psychic Teen Character #4″

    LOL

  • frank_dracman

    ALL KILLER NO FILLER. That’s a damn fine tag line if I ever heard one.

    • Rottenjesus

      And it is since I just got back from seeing it. What a fun flick and the 3D really gave it a nice intimate feel.

      Also..NO WHITE HORSES!

  • bloodypants

    80 minutes? I get brisk, but it’s really expensive to see this in 3D… couldn’t it have been, I don’t know, 90 minutes?

    • Rottenjesus

      THE FINAL DESTINATION: ALL KILLER NO FILLER!

  • Didn’t See It Coming

    I’ll be seeing this tomorrow or Sunday.

    • PelusaMG

      I’m confused… what if I’m reading your comment on Monday (*spooked look*)?

      • Didn’t See It Coming

        Then you’re dumb because it says the day, date and time on the bottom.

  • doubleh55

    According to another review, due to the 3D the gore effects are way too “computer generated” which is a shame.

    • The Woman In Black

      Yeah, there’s a lot of CGI happening, but what FD4 gets right is almost enough to overcome it. For the first 2/3 it’s a real blast, and the effects are awesome. I found myself caring about at least half the characters, especially Campo & VanSanten as Nick & Lori; they had some moments of true chemistry and believability even if their (and everyone else’s) performances were uneven and a bit stilted at times.

      On the negative side, it totally wimped out towards the end, especially considering its abbreviated runtime. The really cool deaths were all front-loaded, and I missed Tony Todd, damnit. Plus, I have to call foul on the “teen” references in this review — all the lead actors are well in their 20’s. But that’s about all I disagree with Andrew about — except for his failure to mention that The Signal’s Justin Welborn is in it (love that guy!) and the overall rating. It’s a 3/5 from me.

      • Rorschach

        Justin was gone from the movie faaar too soon for me. I agree with you (and Kasch) on everything else though.

  • frank_dracman

    Yep, I’m ready for some 3D gore too!

  • Rottenjesus

    I knew the guys behind FD 2 wouldn’t let us down. Can’t wait to see the mayhem!