Elsewhere (DVD / Blu-ray)

Elsewhere on Blu-ray and DVD (click for larger image)Reviewed by Uncle Creepy

Starring Anna Kendrick, Paul Wesley, Jeff Phillips, Shannon Holt, Tania Raymonde

Directed by Nathan Hope

Distributed by E1 Entertainment

Elsewhere opens by asking the viewer if they’ve ever had a secret that they couldn’t live with keeping. Immediately my eyes began to roll, and they just did not stop. Strap in, kids; it’s time once again for your old Uncle Creepy to be your bad movie martyr.

Sarah (Kendrick) and Jillian (Raymonde) are best friends stuck in a nowhere town with seemingly no way out. Everything is cookie-cutter and stamped out. Jillian, the bad girl of our duo, decides to post semi-nude pics of herself on a MySpace-like site to attract some exciting new guys, and guess what? She finds one! Known only as Mister X (I shit you not), this dude sweeps our naive pretty right off of her cyber-feet — never to be seen again. From there it’s up to Sarah and her nerdy side-kick to unravel the mystery presented before them while inadvertently uncovering their town’s little secret.

If this all sounds very after-school-special-ish, it’s because that it is. Everything from Elsewhere‘s horrendous dialogue to its cautionary premise is ripped straight from the pages of any generic young-adult oriented horror paperback that can be found lying dusty and yellowed on the shelf of book stores everywhere.

Elsewhere on Blu-ray and DVD (click for larger image)Despite the aforementioned issues and the atrocious pacing (Whose idea was it to have the flick clock in at fifteen minutes shy of a full two hours? At ninety minutes it still would have been too long), the film’s cast still manages to make the most of this mess (especially Raymonde, whom “Lost” fans will recognize as Alex), and that’s the only thing that kept me watching. It’s obvious that director Nathan Hope tried to deliver something memorable with Elsewhere, but the flick never even gets a chance to build up high enough to fall apart. Boring. Tedious. Predictable. All those words apply as an accurate description of this ridiculously slow vanilla thriller.

The movie is available on both DVD and Blu-ray, and with the exception of the picture and sound quality, the packages are identical. We get a dry commentary from Hope and producer Vincent Palomino, a handful of deleted scenes, a generic making-of, and of course a photo gallery so that you can relive the tedium one still at a time.

The one thing I will say for this film is that it’s aptly titled. Throughout the entire viewing experience all I could do was wish that I was elsewhere. Skip it. Avoid it. Shun it. I ain’t kidding, folks. This movie sucks.

Special Features

  • Audio commentary with director Nathan Hope and producer Vincent Palomino
  • The Road to Elsewhere featurette
  • Deleted scenes
  • Photo gallery


    1 1/2 out of 5

    Special Features:

    2 out of 5

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  • Steve Barton

    You're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never, ever choose to be.

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    • click67

      What in the heck are you talking about?? This movie was great with a great cast. Some people now days just don’t appreciate anything at all. Any one wanting to see this please do and if you want to see an actual movie that “was definitely one of the worst of the year so far and failed on just about every level imaginable.” it was “PONTYPOOL” this movie sucked so bad
      Pontypool was horrible!!! Take that!!!

      • Uncle Creepy

        Dude, if you honestly believe that this was better than Pontypool than I got nothin’ for ya, man.

    • The Woman In Black

      No kidding about wishing we were elsewhere. This was definitely one of the worst of the year so far. It failed on just about every level imaginable.