Paul Della Pelle
Oh crazy scientists, when will they learn not to play God? Not any time soon, if Lizard Boy has anything to say about it. Where else would we see abominations of science and nature occur? Other than reality TV and Walmarts.
Senators Sam Brownback of Kansas and Mary Landrieu of Louisiana co-sponsored the Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act of 2009 this past July that, if passed, will make illegal genetic experiments creating new species from animal and human DNA. Don't be surprised if one of them screens the new film Lizard Boy on the Senate floor. It's their worst nightmare: a scientist mixes human and lizard DNA, the lizard boy grows up and goes on a rampage, and - worst of all - it has a black belt in lizard tail fu.