Patricia Highsmith

Relationships can sometimes be a real bitch. Especially when things go a bit sour. Some couples do whatever they can to try and salvage things, like kinky sex and ... well ... murder. I tell ya, folks, sometimes it's a lot safer and more practical just to rub one out and go to sleep.
Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 4:28am.