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New Friday the 13th Poster Now Online

While the teaser poster was quite simple and exactly as it should be, the newest poster for the latest Platinum Dunes reboot, “>Friday the 13th, is nothing short of badass! Curious? Then come take a peek!
Yahoo Movies scored themselves the first glimpse at the new one sheet. Dig on it below. Friday the 13th hits theatres everywhere on February 13th, 2009.

Friday the 13th Poster

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  • Tsotha-lanti

    That thing he’s wielding looks less like a machete than like a big honking sword.

  • Enraged_Otter

    put a skull logo on jasons chest there and it’s the punisher with a hockey mask. oh and his head looks like an erect penis.

    • PelusaMG

      Only some erect penises… Mine still wears a ‘mask’ but I know others here who no longer have this ‘accessory’ :-D

  • doubleh55

    Just saw the trailer. Remake or not, this looks better than any slasher flick I’ve seen released in the theaters. Like if this weren’t Friday the 13th, every slasher fan would be salivating.

  • Rob

    Cool poster. Except for Jason’s neck. It’s way too long and it makes him look like a turtle.

  • G.D.

    Really? I think it falls far short of badass.

    I mean, I’m not going to skip the movie because of the poster, but this was INCREDIBLY underwhelming and uninspired. AND the shot could not look less menacing…

    • Uncle Creepy

      G.D. Touting his opinion as gospel since 2007. LOL

      • G.D.

        Yeah, that’s exactly what it is.

        Sorry, I forgot that nobody’s allowed to disagree with the great Uncle Creepy.

        Sorry. Let me rephrase my response.

        *ahem*

        That poster that doesn’t appeal to me is BADASS, just like Uncle Creepy said.

        Wooooo!

        • Messiahman

          G.D. – having absolutely no sense of humor and acting like a condescending douchebag whenever someone pokes fun or disagrees with him since 2007.

          Fixed!

          (It’s okay, G.D. – we all know that you’re still just chafing all these months later over the fact that FEAR ITSELF was cancelled for being a wretched piece of shit- cheer up, man, life goes on!)

          • Uncle Creepy

            Science!

          • G.D.

            Yes, it was me being the condescending douchebag in the first place.

            I understand.

            And I suppose it’s me who’s still holding a grudge based on the fact that I’m the one who brought up a months-old argument and injecting it into an exchange that I had nothing to do with.

            Oh, wait…

          • Messiahman

            Here’s something notable — the key words you ignored in this riposte are “sense of humor.” It’s DEFINITELY you that has no idea of the meaning of that phrase.

            Which renders your entire response meaningless, in fact.

            But I’m still betting you’ll pissily respond yet again, further proving me right. :-D

            Sense. Of. Humor.

            Look it up.

            It’s in Webster’s, just a couple of pages before “sourpuss.”

  • Rottenjesus

    FEEL! FOR JASON AS HE BURIES A HACKSAW IN A SHAPELY CO-ED’s HEAD!

    SYMPATHIZE! WITH JASON AS HE REALIZES THAT HE’LL NEVER MAKE THE RUGBY TEAM!

    CRY! AS YOU REALIZE YOU SPENT 10 DOLLARS ON A SHITTY REMAKE!

    • G.D.

      WHINE! ABOUT A MOVIE NOBODY’S FORCING YOU TO SEE!

      JUDGE! A MOVIE AT IS STILL MONTHS AWAY FROM BEING RELEASED!

  • Minion

    It is pretty awesome and all, with one complaint: Is it just me or does it look like Jason is wearing a neck brace?

    • Morgan Elektra

      That, or he’s got a neck as thick as his head. Either way, kinda lame.

  • joey1242

    The new trailer is coming in 2 and a half hours:) WOO!!!!!!!!!!