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Reality Stars Die in Reality Horror Night

These girls have nothing to do with the story, but they sure are easy on the eyes, no?In a move I can only refer to as ridiculous, someone out there has brought a group of desperate, fame-hungry “reality stars” together for a new feature called, creatively, Reality Horror Night.

“Stars” from shows like “Survivor”, “The Mole”, “The Biggest Loser” and “I Love Money” will be reunited with the hopes they can actually act. The story follows reality contestants thinking they’re joining a new show to compete for $1 million, but realize a lot more is at stake as their fellow players die off in freakish accidents.

You’ll excuse me if I can show absolutely zero interest in this premise, as I hate reality shows with every fiber of my being. I’m sure the folks involved are all nice and professional, and who knows maybe the film will be entertaining if they can get the tone right, but I just can’t get excited for it.

Can you? If so, keep an eye on the official Reality Horror Night site for updates as they come down!

Johnny Butane

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  • whattim

    Of course this is a rip off of another movie. Just like Sean rips people off with his lack of PR firm

  • PelusaMG

    Isn’t this basically the plot of “My Little Eye”?

  • Serena Whitney

    Wow…this is supposed to be something creative? And people wonder why the horror genre is polluted with needless sequels and remakes. 😛 I’m total agreement with you too Johnny.

  • FilmCritic3000

    You and me both, Johnny. “Reality” shows are an oxymoron; they’re as scripted as TV comes.

    I wish they’d all go away.

    • DavidFullam

      My thoughts exactly.

Johnny Butane