The full plot for “>Feast III: The Happy Finish has finally been revealed to the boys over at STYD, and since I know you’ve been waiting with bated breath since the end of “>Feast II: Sloppy Seconds to find out what happens next, I won’t make you wait any longer…
Picking up moments after the end of Feast II: Sloppy Seconds, the survivors are saved by the mysterious prophet, Short Bus Gus, who seemingly has the ability to control the beasts. He leads them into the sewers as they travel to the big city. Along the way they get help from karate expert Jean-Claude Seagal and learn that the beasts originate from a place called “The Hive.” Armed with this knowledge, they decide to fight back and destroy the beasts once and for all.
Though I hate to sound like I’m challenging them, I wonder if they can keep the same level of ridiculous crudeness up for another sequel? Personally I thought Feast II was about 20 minutes too long for its own good, so hopefully things will have picked up in the final (?) movie and maybe, if we’re lucky, not have quite as much bodily fluids featured.
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Wonder how much worse it can get in the Dread Central forums!