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Full Plot for Feast 3: The Happy Finish

Feast 3 details!The full plot for “>Feast III: The Happy Finish has finally been revealed to the boys over at STYD, and since I know you’ve been waiting with bated breath since the end of “>Feast II: Sloppy Seconds to find out what happens next, I won’t make you wait any longer…

Picking up moments after the end of Feast II: Sloppy Seconds, the survivors are saved by the mysterious prophet, Short Bus Gus, who seemingly has the ability to control the beasts. He leads them into the sewers as they travel to the big city. Along the way they get help from karate expert Jean-Claude Seagal and learn that the beasts originate from a place called “The Hive.” Armed with this knowledge, they decide to fight back and destroy the beasts once and for all.

Though I hate to sound like I’m challenging them, I wonder if they can keep the same level of ridiculous crudeness up for another sequel? Personally I thought Feast II was about 20 minutes too long for its own good, so hopefully things will have picked up in the final (?) movie and maybe, if we’re lucky, not have quite as much bodily fluids featured.

Amazon has Dimension Extreme putting Feast 3 on DVD come February 17th, 2009 (the art comes from HK Flix), so be sure to click here to pre-order it through Evilshop!

Johnny Butane

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  • Sirand

    Feast wasn’t exactly original. I actually prefer the second one. Both films had their sluggish moments, but the sheer bat-shit insanity of Feast II is just so fucking weird, I couldn’t help but love it.

  • Justin Warren

    Jean-Claude Seagal? Wow, that’s lame. I thought the first was a fun, squishy ride, I missed the second and have been hesitating to see it after the reviews, but I know I’m going to catch it sooner or later. I’m a big fan of bad B movies, so I’ll probably like it.

    • tedge1979

      I second that. Jean-Claude Segal? Are you freakin’ kidding me?

      The second one was pure trash – and not the good kind of trash I usually wallow in. The embarrassing Battlefield Earth kind of garbage that’s not even fun to laugh it.

      “Happy” or not, after the second movie, all I care about is that this is the “Finish.” What a sad fate for such an amazing original film.

Johnny Butane