“It’s the night before Christmas and Gabe Snow, a tabloid writer haunted by the Ghosts of Christmas past, is investigating a Yule Tide conspiracy. Gabe knows that Flight 1225 was brought down one foggy Christmas Eve, by a flying creature with a “glowing nose”. Now, a blood-sucking Vampire – Santa Claus – has put Gabe on his list and unleashed the demonic fury of the North Pole. An army of zombie elves, who have no interest in Toys or pointy hats or dentistry, are about to turn Gabe’s white Christmas blood red. Will Gabe find the true meaning of Christmas? Can he stake a heart that’s two sizes too small? What will he find under his tree?”
That’s the plot of Two Front Teeth, a wacko holiday horror flick that I’ve been dying to see ever since first learning of it over two years ago. The creation of writer and co-director Jamie Nash, who also penned the alien abductees revenge flick “>Altered (review), along with his co-directing partner David Thomas Sckrabulis, the wickedly inventive sounding, low budget Christmas creature feature that has been described as “Rankin-Bass meets EC Comics” will finally be coming home for the holidays courtesy of Unearthed Films.
Unearthed Films will be putting the Two Front Teeth DVD in your Thanksgiving stocking on November 25th for the retail price of $19.99. Extras will include a directors’ commentary and a behind-the-scenes featurette. Can’t wait! Click here to pre-order Two Front Teeth via Evilshop!
If you need further convincing then head over to the film’s official website or take a look at the trailer below. Did I forget to mention the movie also includes ninja nuns?
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