Alien Tampon Trailer Wants to Plug You Up
John Squires
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We recently told you about an upcoming film entitled Alien Tampon, which at the time we didn’t know much about. Turns out it’s actually a faux trailer directed by German filmmaker Jan Zenkner, and today we’ve got the goods for ya. So plug up, and read on!
Completed this past December after two years of production, Alien Tampon is a three-minute faux trailer that you simply have to see to believe. No word yet on whether or not Zenkner hopes to someday turn it into a feature, though we certainly wouldn’t be opposed to the idea.
Click the play button below to pull the string!
Synopsis:
A UFO breaks through the earth’s atmosphere and falls to the ground. A huge number of police officers and military units are actuated for eliminating the alien threat. A fierce battle against a superior power starts through forests and cities. Aliens are shot, blood flows, people die.
Away from this global problem, Jessica, Nicole, Marie, and Denise, together with Carmen, attend college. The girls have been arguing repeatedly, which culminates in a broil. Carmen drops her handbag in the turmoil, the contents of which are scattered over the stained asphalt. A tampon lands in a puddle of alien blood.
Carmen, humiliated once again, starts crying heavily and inserts the tampon, not noticing the green shimmer. The alien blood is contagious: She mutates and becomes a monster immediately, developing a vicious hunger for rioting, throwing plasma lightning, and killing.
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