Balaguero Delivers a Faux Exorcist V Teaser

Wow, what a horribly teasy thing to do; apparently there’s a Festival of False Trailers coming up during the next Sitges Film Festival, and for it REC co-director Jaume Balaguero created a fake teaser for The Exorcist V … and it’s pretty damn good!
How cruel it will never see fruition. Head over to Teaserland to check it out and lament for what shall never be!

Exorcist V teaser

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  • Doc Block

    I’m probably in the minority here, but I liked DARKNESS. REC was a masterpiece though, scary as hell, and the best P.O.V. movie I’ve seen yet (besides BLAIR WITCH PROJECT).

  • Caterpillar

    Except for REC, that is.

  • Sirand

    There was no real imagination in that trailer. Just a bunch of darkly lit drawn out shots with characters looking morose.

    Oh wait, that’s every Balaguero movie.

    • Cash Bailey

      Ooooohhh, ZING!!

  • Johnny Butane

    Wow, Unknown… that is much cooler. Damn.

  • Cash Bailey

    That was okay. Nothing special.

    I can’t wait to see what else comes out of this false trailer festival. Sounds like a killer idea.

  • RikGriff

    Okay, I have a question…

    … maybe I’m old-fashioned, or maybe just old.

    But what the fuck is it with the green filter? Why does it have to be on everything? Ever since SE7EN horror films all look like someone sucked the color right out of them, and then left the print in a bucket of water to grow mold.

    I don’t get it.

  • The Unknown Murderer

    Man, I’ve gotta disagree. That trailer seemed pretty boring.

    It would’ve been something if the priest had walked into an entire ward of thrashing, screaming, demon-possessed children in restraints, tied down to their beds.

    Cut to one grody-looking child who stops, turns and glares at the priest, then says in a gravelly voice:


    Cut back to the entire ward as one by one the children cease their thrashing to turn and look at their visitor. And they all begin to say in unison, in the same voice, in growing intensity:

    “We are Legion!”

    “We are Legion!”


    If I saw that, I think I would shit my pants!

    • Gus Bjork

      Then the priest says “I’m gonna need to get me a whoooooole lotta pigs!”

      But that really does sound creepy UM. Great idea.

      • PelusaMG

        Is the priest Bubba Gump?

        • Gus Bjork

          I’m guessing Bubba is a Baptist so no. What’s M. Emmet Walsh up to these days? Maybe he can do it.