Behold! The Incredible Melting Man-dle!
Steve Barton
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I make no bones about it… The Incredible Melting Man is one of my favorite movies! I could watch it every day, anytime, anywhere. Yeah, I know it’s pretty terrible, but that doesn’t matter in the slightest bit for my money! If you’re like me, you’re gonna love this!
New for Christmas 1977, it’s the Incredible Melting Mandle. He’s cast in wax and hand-painted by skilled U.S. labor. Something to treasure for many years, to be sure, but how long can you resist the wick that beckons from atop his cranium?
When you inevitably set him aflame, he will decompose over the course of three glorious, unforgettable hours. Afterwards you get a solidified pool of viscera for your keepsake box.
Contains acrylic paint: burn in a ventilated area. Allow clearance in case of tippage. Don’t burn it unsupervised. Don’t let your kids even look at it, cause they get ideas.
This baby comes packaged in a polyethylene bag with shiny card stock header, as pictured. Stands about 5″ tall (not including the wick).
You can order one right here on Stexe’s Etsy shop! Also check out his other stuff, which includes products inspired by classics like Basket Case and Return of the Living Dead! Seriously! You need this stuff like YESTERDAY!
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