Behold the Seven-Inch Dexter Figure

Everyone needs a tiny serial killer to take with them everywhere they go. They can be invaluable, man! How many times have you been annoyed by the misguided moron texting the girl right next to her in the middle of a movie theatre? The urge to kill can be great!

Though we don’t advocate mindless slaughter (except in the case of mindless people), we do advocate getting your hands on Bif Bang Pow‘s new figure from the cult hit Dexter!

“Don’t miss this awesome action figure of everyone’s favorite so-called “good guy”, Dexter! Standing 7 inches tall and fully articulated, Dexter comes with interchangeable arms, allowing him to transform from killer to blood-splatter expert and back again. He also includes loads of great accessories: knife, body bag, ID badge, and blood slide! He would love to make your world a safer place so bring him home today! This sculpt is personally approved by Michael C. Hall and Showtime.

Dig on the pic below, and then head on over to Entertainment Earth to get yourself one stat!

Bif Bang Pow's Dexter figure

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  • The Woman In Black

    It’s cool indeed, especially all the accessories, but something seems a little “off” with the face. Maybe it’ll improve before the release date.

    • Chainsaw

      Yeah, I thought the same thing, Deb. He looks like John Saxon from Enter The Dragon.