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Better Look at New Jason

The Rotten One over at STYD scored himself a hi-rez copy of the photo that’s set the interwebz on fire with speculation, hatred, and anticipation!

The first still from the new Friday the 13th that hit the Internet was kind of tiny, but now courtesy of Shock Till You Drop you can behold the new Mr. Voorhees in all his glory! Click the link above to see the entire image!

The New Jason

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  • kiddcapone

    That K-Mart jacket fucking sucks. He easily looked the worst ever in Freddy vs Jason and now they kept the horrible clothes. Goddamn idiots.

  • The Unknown Murderer

    That is one scary ass ‘tard.

  • Cash Bailey

    It says a lot abut Fuller and Form that they expect everyone to fill their undies at something as truly mediocre as this.

    • G.D.

      Who says they think we’re all going to fill our undies? It’s a promo pic. Nothing more nothing less.

  • Kryten Syxx

    That’s one huge vein on his neck. Has Jason been hitting the juice? Is it really Chris Benoit under that mask?

    • Jerel Of The Dead

      Do you know how cool it would be if Jason killed someone with a diving headbutt?

      • The Unknown Murderer

        RDiving headbutt right off the top of the main cabin.

        That would be sweet. Then, he could get his victim into a crippler cross-face and make them tap out before he rapes his or her cranium with a machete.

  • Rottenjesus

    New Jason makes Dawson cry! Now I’m crying!

    OH FUCK EVERYBODY’S CRYING!

    • frank_dracman

      To be sung to the theme of Dawson’s Creek.
      “I don’t wanna wait, for this girl to swim over
      I want to stomp her head in with my feet
      I don’t wanna wait, for this bitch to swim over
      Will her brain be firm or will it be….soggy…”
      Da Da Da Duh Da…

      • Chainsaw

        High-fucking-larious!

    • The Unknown Murderer

      Hee hee hee!

  • Cash Bailey

    Umm, it’s Jason…

    That’s definitely him.

    Yep… (looks around for something vaguely interesting)

  • Spaceshark

    The most horrifying thing about him is how that brown on his shirt matches his tan. Just because you’re mentally impaired doesn’t mean you shouldn’t color coordinate. Loser.

  • ImTheMoon

    is just me or do his legs look all gangly compared to the rest of him?

    • Gus Bjork

      That’s what I saw too. Could have happened expanding the image maybe?

  • frank_dracman

    Looks like the guy I gave some change to the other day…

  • Gus Bjork

    Freddy: “That’s no monster! It’s…”

    Rips off hockeymask.

    ALL: “Gasp! LARRY BYRD!!!”

    Freddy “You thought you could scare the NBA sponsors away from Camp Crystal Lake didn’t you Mr. Byrd? That way you could keep all the profits for your Inner City Retard Summer Basketball Camp wouldn’t you?”

    • Blockbuster

      And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those meddling camp counselors!

  • MagusMaleficus

    Gritty, dirty… Yep, this is Platinum Dunes alright.

  • Uncle Creepy

    Well at least he has the big mutant neck.