Man to Be Eaten Alive by Anaconda on TV in December

File this one under “What in the blue hell is wrong with people?” That’s right, fiends. In our never-ending quest toward Idiocracy, a man is all set to be swallowed whole by an anaconda on the Discovery Channel series “Eaten Alive.”

The idiot… I mean filmmaker… who gets “eaten,” Paul Rosolie, already survived the stunt and has been tweeting promos for the bizarre jungle special. As a means to keep his health intact while being digested, Rosolie wore the snake-proof suit which you can see below along with images of the animal.

“For those worried about animal cruelty, I invite you to research my work — read my book,” said Rosolie via his website.Then ask yourself: would this person ever hurt an animal?

Ya know, hurt or not, we really feel bad for the snake in this instance.

Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

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Steve Barton

You're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never, ever choose to be.