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NSFW: Ted Raimi Loses His Manhood in The Scariest Stories Ever Told

As far as loveable brothers of famous filmmakers are concerned, Clint Howard and Ted Raimi are the reigning kings. Ted, who is of course the brother of Sam, has appeared in countless horror films over the years, including Evil Dead 2, Candyman, and The Midnight Meat Train.

Now, he loses his penis. More than once. But let’s hold that thought for a second…

In another Halloween treat from the folks over at Funny or Die, Ted Raimi plays horror host to a series of short films, all of which just so happen to star Ted Raimi. And they all center on the horrifying idea of penile damage, with Raimi always finding himself the victim. Because Ted Raimi. Ted Raimi. TED RAIMI.

Check out the hilarious short film The Scariest Stories Ever Told below, which we must warn you is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

John Squires

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