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Death Racers Trailer Starring Raven & ICP

Death Racers!Take the Insane Clown Posse and former ECW wrestler Ravenm (also of WCW, WWE, RoH, TNA…) and put them in an Asylum mockbuster of the upcoming Death Race remake directed by the guy who did the blood-soaked Cemetery Gates and the seriously wacko Demons at the Door and what do you get? From the looks of the trailer for Death Racers: one seriously gonzo splatterfest.

“In this grim vision of the future where brutality is a virtue and mercy will cost you your life, contestants participate in a cross-country death race where killing is how you win the game.”

Kind of depressing that The Asylum’s knock-off of the remake of Death Race 2000 seems to have more in common with the plot to Death Race 2000 than Paul WS Anderson’s upcoming remake.

Death Racers was meant to be released to DVD the same week Death Race hit big screens; that all got mucked up when Death Race had its release date bumped up a month. Death Racers blazes its bloody trail to DVD shelves on September 23rd.

The Asylum has made available the first artwork and a rather NSFW trailer for Roy Knyrim’s I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-Troma Death Racers. Make of it what you will. One thing I can say; I have a hard time believing Death Racers will suffer from the boring, nothing’s happening, problems that have plagued past Asylum releases.

And for those looking for an even heartier laugh, The Asylum has announced two more mockbusters coming this fall and I swear on a stack of bibles I’m not making these titles up: Sunday School Musical and The Day the Earth Stopped. They really need to get out of the mockbuster business and just start doing straight-up parodies.

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  • Blockbuster

    Am I the only one who IMMEDIATELY thought of Twisted Metal: Black when seeing this trailer???

    • Impure159

      I thought of Twisted Metal when they said originally that ICP was going to be driving an Ice Cream tuck in the movie.

  • The Butcher

    ICP…I’d rather puke, let it get cold, then suck it back through a strainer than have to watch/hear anything having to do with those obnoxious nincompoops.

    Suburban dunderheads unite…the new ICP is out!

    Ugh.

    • DeadBodyMan187

      Okay, buddy. You’re missing out on one hell of an awesome movie.

  • Rottenjesus

    Ask anyone who watched DEATH RACE 2000 on TCM last night…Anderson’s remake looks so boring, lifeless and bereft of talent. This “mockbuster” actually has that vibe of the original whilst being it’s own gore-soaked animal. Count me in on the DEATH RACERS Convoy of Cinematic Carnage!

  • ivelnoslo

    Oh boy oh boy! This one will hit the spot.

    It will most likely be REALLY shitty, but I have to see it!

    Screw the Death Race remake.

  • Impure159

    This definitely looks better than Andersons remake, I normally avoid The Asylum like the plague but I’ll probably go rent or buy this.

  • weeman01

    This looks so much better than Anderson’s Death Race.

    I agree with Kryten, I think I might actually want to see this. But my reason is for the sheer fact that it could be such a terrible movie.

  • Kryten Syxx

    This is the first time I’ve seen an Asylum trailer that actually made me want to see the film.

  • Chainsaw

    Raven is in this?

    Oh, I am soooooooo getting this now. I think Asylum might be on the right track here.

    Oh, and Vagina-Might FTW.