Own a Piece of the Killer Klowns!

Joe? Noooooooooooo!As a long time prop collector, builder and seller, I am always on the lookout for unique pieces to add to my vault. Usually you’d see one or two items from an obscure/cult flick appear every once in a while, but right now there are quite a few props for sale from a certain movie involving alien jesters!

An eBay seller known as scorcherchamp is currently auctioning off six amazing props from Charles Chiodo and Edward Chiodo’s Killer Klowns from Outer Space: Three clown heads, the decapitated biker’s noggin, the gag that knocked his melon off and a full size cotton candy cocoon are currently up at pretty damn reasonable prices.

While this sort of thing isn’t our normal routine for news, I know there are at least some of you that have a stimulus check burning in your wallets. What better way to boost the economy other than buying a dead dude in a cotton candy coffin?!


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  • ivelnoslo

    Hmmm. You should tell your girl to keep the Rabbit in her purse. No use throwing it away if it’s still perfectly useable.

    However, the cotton candy cocoon is pretty hot. Especially with (I think it’s him) Royal Dano’s face sticking out of it.

    I’d go for this purchase, but I don’t have $1500.00 to throw around on corpse-cocoons. Besides, my wife would make me put it in the garage. And I’m sure the 20 year old cotton candy doesn’t taste good anymore.

    “But Hon, I was thinking we could put it in the bedroom.You know, next to our bed?”

    Now that I think of it, I would probably end up in the garage if I suggested that.

  • PelusaMG

    “Hello… Yes dear… Yes… Well, I was on Ebay and saw this huge yam-shaped pink thing with a head… and so, I bought it… Yes, large… pink… with a head… What do you mean should we get rid of your Rabbit?… Since when did we own a rabbit?


  • FilmCritic3000

    What’s a “cacoon”?

    • Uncle Creepy

      A raccoon with a big cack?

  • Spaceshark

    Wow. I’ll prolly kill myself trying to find furniture that would match a cotton candy cocoon.