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Happy Thanksgiving 2013





Happy Thanksgiving 2013Before you sit down for an incredible meal this Thanksgiving, you're going to be spending a good portion of your morning elbow deep up the ass of a dead bird in search of The Bag™. We are right there with ya and have the number of a good therapist on hand, just in case.

As always we'd like to take this time to thank our writing staff both old and new. You guys and gals are the diesel fuel that keeps our engine running like a champ. Every day working with you cats is indeed something to be thankful for. You're all sexy bitches and superstars, and we love each of you dearly.

Then there's you... our faithful readers. It's you who allow us to be Dread Central. It's your support that keeps everything moving. We even like when you yell at us from time to time because it keeps us on our toes. We know the anger only comes from passion, and we could never fault you for that. We hope you see that very same passion in our work. We love you, and we'll never ever forget or take for granted what you guys bring to the table. You're our peers, and this site is just as much yours as it is ours.

May everyone's Thanksgiving day be filled with laughs, love, and lunacy, and may your early morning hunt sticking your hand up a dead bird's ass until you find the dreaded Bag™ housing its entrails and neck be swift, painless, and non-psyche scarring.

Thank you guys for all that you do. You've no idea how much you mean to us. Sincerely....

Happy Thanksgiving 2013

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