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Six Minutes of April Fool’s Day!

April Fool's Day!Each April Fool’s Day, fabulously wealthy young Desiree Cartier (Taylor Cole) hosts the most killer coming-out parties at her to-die-for Southern mansion. And this social event is never complete without one of her patented pranks. But when this year’s joke turns deadly, Desiree, her brother Blaine (Josh Henderson) and five of their friends all become the targets of a twisted killer who begins hunting them down one by one in this chilling tale of seduction, betrayal and revenge.

So reads the official synopsis for the direct-to-video remake of April Fool’s Day, and at first it sort of had me interested; that was until STYD got six exclusive minutes of the film. The look of the remake has an almost soap opera like quality to it, and that’s not necessarily a good thing. Creepy had lots to say about the movie in his April Fool’s Day review here!

If the clip did appeal to your morbid curiosity, and you don’t care what your favorite Unc had to say, then by all means pre-order April Fool’s Day from EvilShop! The DVD will hit store shelves on March 25th.

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Kryten Syxx

  • Kryten Syxx

    So thick you can drizzle it on pancakes?

  • Terminal

    “This is misery so thick…”

    How THICK is it?!

  • Uncle Creepy

    I don’t recall a single bared boob. And even if there was believe me, you wouldn’t be affected by it at all. This is misery so thick not even a tit will make you smile.

  • PelusaMG

    Nice one TBA… but I think this short vid will bring us all back on track:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YiDiGOkeiE

    I’m now off to see Doomsday… enjoy!

  • Terminal

    I dunno Sirand, I think his observations were astute.

  • thedudeabides

    I don’t know. Here, this will make up it:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRcrJsedWw4&feature=related

  • Sirand

    Why is TDA gettin’ all serious on us here? I thought we were talking about boobs.

  • thedudeabides

    Ok,since everyone seems to ride the short bus I’ll break it down:

    WIB says there is nothing redeemable about the movie

    They are pushing the T&A on the box and I make a joke – basically saying WIB is completely right.

    Then the tissues need to be passed out because the tears are flowing.

    Who knew horror fans had such thin skins.

  • PelusaMG

    Did Creepy see any boobs when he watched this? I think reviews need to have a boobometer! In fact, I think the next dinner for fiends should be devoted to discusing the fine art of the horror chick’s boob!

  • Terminal

    I think he meant that too. Let me check with the judges…

    *looks back*

    Yes, that’s what he meant.

    Don’t worry WIB, I don’t want to see this in hopes of catching some boobs. If I want to see boobs, I’ll go on the boards.

    *looks back*

    That is a foul, the judges have declared.

    Mark it an eight, dude.

  • The Woman In Black

    “Our” as in the site’s I do believe he meant. Fine, you guys go right ahead and watch this crap in hopes of catching a peek of titty. You’ll be sorely disappointed in more ways than one.

  • Terminal

    Our? I thought Creepy reviewed it. Either way, guys love big boobs, let’s stop fucking around here.

  • Kryten Syxx

    Sorry, but I’ve already got a woman that doesn’t require a push-up bra to turn me on. And, if you didn’t notice in our review of the film, there’s nothing sexy going on in the movie.

  • thedudeabides

    Suddenly everyone here is The Mack. Kryten, if that chick had those boobs in your face your corn cob pipe would spin on its axis. Don’t play coy, young man, you know it would. :)

  • PelusaMG

    Listen, all boobs are fake… Most are always being made to look bigger, and the really big ones are always being made to look like they defy gravity. Yet in reality (when all is revealed), small boobs are still small boobs; medium-sized boobs are still medium-sized boobs, and big boobs will never ever defy gravity…

    I should work in Victoria’s Secret!!!

  • Kryten Syxx

    They’re probably not even nice boobs. Those look like the product of duct tape and a push-up bra.

  • Chainsaw

    And a big knife.

    Boobs and a knife.

    That’s it.

  • thedudeabides

    That’s a lie. There’s them big boobs on the video box.

  • The Woman In Black

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll said it again — Move along. There is nothing to see here.