Simmons Up For Body

Johnny Simmons to star in Jennifer's BodyHow lucky can one guy get? It’s one thing to basically start your career off working next to Steve Carell (in Evan Almighty), but to go from him to Megan Fox? Johnny Simmons must have some powerful gods on his side.

Variety reports this morning that Simmons has nabbed the lead role opposite Fox in Jennifer’s Body, the horror movie penned by now-Oscar award winning screenwriter Diablo Cody. Body, you may recall, is about a happy-go-lucky small town girl who becomes possessed and stars killing all the small town boys.

Will Simmons be one of ‘em? If so, I hope for his sake that it’s a long, drawn out death in which the murderess feels it necessary to roll around naked in his blood for a while. Yeah, I definitely need a vacation…

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  • PelusaMG

    Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky boy!