Go Postal on May 23rd!

Today we heard from Uwe Boll himself via a very strange and somewhat amusing e-mail declaring that Postal would finally be released theatrically the same day that Indiana Jones is premiering. Does Dr. Boll stand a chance against Dr. Jones? He sure thinks so…

On the Indiana Jones weekend – May 23 – we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up – would Michael Moore say!

The punches were still flying as Uwe went on to say, “Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the fuck the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as ‘Nazi Theme Park Owner’ outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler’s List!



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  • Chainsaw

    Michael Moore?! What the fuck?!

    It is going to haunt me to the end of my days whether he really beleives this shit, or if he’s just putting us on.

  • Sirand

    Oh, Uwe…

  • frank_dracman

    His movies may be rubbish, but damnit all if that guy ain’t a riot to listen to!

  • Kryten Syxx

    That was about it. Dr. Boll did tell me about a press screening though, I so want to go now!

  • The Woman In Black

    That has to be some of the funniest shit I’ve read in forever! Is there more?