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Horror Snubbed at the Oscars; William Shatner Asleep in the Audience; Jennifer Lawrence Falls; Meryl Streep Picks Wedgie!





And the Oscar gold goes to... everything but the few genre films which were nominated at the 2013 Academy Awards. Overall the entire show was a snooze, and we mean that literally! See that for yourself and more.

Just to recap:
Frankenweenie and ParaNorman lost the Oscar for Best Animated Feature to Brave.

Snow White and the Huntsman lost the Oscars for Costume Design and Visual Effects to Anna Karenina and Life of Pi, respectively.

Prometheus lost the Oscar for Visual Effects to Life of Pi.

Hitchcock lost the Oscar for Makeup and Hairstyling to Les Misérables.

Click here for a full list of 2013 Academy Award winners!

Now, on to the one bright spot of the entire affair... during the acceptance speech for Lincoln's Academy Award win for Production Design, the camera panned to the crowd to reveal William Shatner dead asleep in the audience. We hear ya, Bill. In fact we're right there with you!

Horror Snubbed at the Oscars; William Shatner Asleep in the Audience; Jennifer Lawrence Falls; Meryl Streep Picks Wedgie!

There were also two close contenders for bright spot of the entire affair - The Hunger Games' Jennifer Lawrence falling flat on her face while going up the stairs to collect her Academy Award for Best Actress in the Silver Linings Playbook....

Horror Snubbed at the Oscars; William Shatner Asleep in the Audience; Jennifer Lawrence Falls; Meryl Streep Picks Wedgie!

And finally Meryl Streep digging out a wedgie from the crack of her Oscar-winning ass while heading to the podium to deliver the Best Actor award to Daniel Day-Lewis for Lincoln!

Horror Snubbed at the Oscars; William Shatner Asleep in the Audience; Jennifer Lawrence Falls; Meryl Streep Picks Wedgie!

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Shambling_in_Bandages's picture

Everybody knows that William Shatner only wakes up on Halloween. And then all hell breaks loose.


Submitted by Shambling_in_Ba... on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 5:26pm.
moderator I don't care who won what...
Steve Barton's picture

I don't care who won what... we got to see The Streeper extract a wedgie from her ass crack!


Submitted by Steve Barton on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:16pm.
Terminal's picture

Hitchcock didn't deserve the Oscar anyway. It was just Hopkins in a fat suit and fake nose.


Submitted by Terminal on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:05pm.

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