Alba Does Classic Horror

Jessica Alba as Janet Leigh!This really has nothing to do with anything, but I know how it can be when you’re stuck at work on a Wednesday; the week’s not yet half over, you’ve still got two full days to get through before the weekend, and you just want to look at pictures of hot chicks doing cool horror stuff.

Well, look no further than Movie Hotties, one of the latest additions to the JoBlo family of sites! Today they scored images from an upcoming issue of Latina Magazine in which Jessica Alba (The Eye redux) dons some classic horror movie poses for the camera.

As you can see she does a pretty convincing Janet Leigh, but be sure to check out her Drew Barrymore and Mia Farrow, among others. If Jessica Alba insists on continuing to work in our genre, can’t she just keep doing stuff like this and leave the acting to the professionals?

Johnny Butane

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  • PelusaMG
  • PelusaMG

    I was thinking more the slightly distant look and ‘mouthguard’… I’m going to look for a picture online to see if I am right – or not.

  • Johnny Butane

    Now that you mention it, her head does look freakishly small on her body, doesn’t it? Weird…

  • PelusaMG

    She looks more like Rocky here than Janet Leigh!


  • Sirand

    She looks like she’s singing Rent in the shower.

  • frank_dracman

    Oh God, my eyes! My eyes, they are falling out of their sockets! Run eyes, save yourselves!

  • Kryten Syxx

    I don’t know Butane, each time I look at those photos I still see suck. Getting by on her looks is starting to wear thin.

  • Terminal

    Meh. Modelling is all she’s good for, I guess.

    For a second there, I thought you guys were announcing she’d be in a classic horror movie. Shudder.