Never Mind Gangnam Style! In Little China They Get Down with Lo Pan!
Honestly, we really don't understand the craze that is Gangnam Style here at Dread Central. Watching a semi-chubby Asian dude make believe he's riding a horse? Yeah, not getting the appeal. However... this? This we can totally get behind!
From YouTube user wekejay comes Lo Pan Style, which follows the musical exploits of everyone's favorite bad guy from John Carpenter's cult classic Big Trouble in Little China!
So PSY, when some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, PSY?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Just try getting this out of your head for the rest of the day!
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