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Foycast: In The Name of the Boll

Foycast: In The Name of the BollIf you’re reading this right now, then you are one of the millions upon millions of people who did not go to see Uwe Boll’s In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this past weekend. Don’t worry because Uncle Creepy and I did, and you might be a little surprised to hear some of what we have to say about Dr. Boll’s goofy $70 million fantasy epic. Some of what we say cannot even do justice to that which we saw and heard. Oh, Dr. Boll …

We’ll also briefly discuss the debacle that was the One Missed Call remake and the impending debacle that will most likely be the next Boll-quality blockbuster on the way from WWE Films. We also save some leftover venom for AVP-R, and I describe my wacko idea for why they should have turned it into a Karate Kid knock-off.

I dare say during this edition that Uncle Creepy seemed to have more to say about a couple of these topics than I did. He was definitely chomping at this bit from the get-go, so much so that he even tried wrestling me for control of the show at a few points. He did not win. In fact, I unleash an unholy strawberry-flavored punishment upon him for his potty-mouthed insolence.

Oh, and let’s not forget my reading off a piece of numbers crunching viewer mail that’ll assuredly blow your mind.

It’s nearly an hour of Foytacular™ audio chaos for you to enjoy. Get ready to listen to Creepy and I gouge evil from its shell!

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    • legend

      boll’s reputation is hilarious, he’s like a filmic (for lack of a better word) version of chuck norris. he’s remarkable, i love him for his quirkiness and i was really hoping that for his sake he would finally break through with great reviews… but sadly i’ve heard the opposite…

      this one website is giving away an actual prop from the movie, though… i found it while i was googling around– i think the link is:

      http://www.movieset.com/dungeon-siege-contest

      i think it would be hilarious to have a prop from a boll movie. i’d knight people with it… definitely…

    • The Woman In Black

      Foy has something special planned for Monster — stay tuned!

    • CrimsonKing82

      When is this going to be up on iTunes?????

      Feast – The Only Movie Were you Can see a Tiny Monster Fuck Start a Woman’s face, and proves she isn’t a swallower.

    • Kyle Reese

      Excellent. I didn’t have a chance to catch this on the weekend and sounds like I will have to do it quickly, this was going to be my first plunge with Dr. Boll. I need to see epic shoveling.

      An extremely enjoyable “Foycast”, the Foy/Creepy combo is perfect. What’s up with a Foycast for Asylum’s “Monster”? Comes out in 2 days, no?