If you’re reading this right now, then you are one of the millions upon millions of people who did not go to see Uwe Boll’s In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this past weekend. Don’t worry because Uncle Creepy and I did, and you might be a little surprised to hear some of what we have to say about Dr. Boll’s goofy $70 million fantasy epic. Some of what we say cannot even do justice to that which we saw and heard. Oh, Dr. Boll …
We’ll also briefly discuss the debacle that was the One Missed Call remake and the impending debacle that will most likely be the next Boll-quality blockbuster on the way from WWE Films. We also save some leftover venom for AVP-R, and I describe my wacko idea for why they should have turned it into a Karate Kid knock-off.
I dare say during this edition that Uncle Creepy seemed to have more to say about a couple of these topics than I did. He was definitely chomping at this bit from the get-go, so much so that he even tried wrestling me for control of the show at a few points. He did not win. In fact, I unleash an unholy strawberry-flavored punishment upon him for his potty-mouthed insolence.
Oh, and let’s not forget my reading off a piece of numbers crunching viewer mail that’ll assuredly blow your mind.
It’s nearly an hour of Foytacular™ audio chaos for you to enjoy. Get ready to listen to Creepy and I gouge evil from its shell!
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