Not Safe for Work Nurse One-Sheet Needs a Bib
July 23rd, 2012
A new teaser one-sheet for Lionsgate's sexy new horror feature Nurse 3D has come our way, and if you're not 18 or over, want to keep your job, or are still scarred from Janet Jackson's Super Bowl Nipple Reveal™, you may want to take a hike.
Paz De La Huerta ("Boardwalk Empire"), Katrina Bowden (Piranha 3DD), Corbin Bleu, Boris Kodjoe (Resident Evil: Afterlife), burlesque queen Dita Von Teese, and Adam Herschman (Accepted, Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay) all star in this Douglas Aarniokoski directed flick!
Click on the teaser image below for the whole NSFW enchilada!
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GOT MILK??
Submitted by JB Demented on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 2:51am.
Man, lactation fetishists across the country are moaning in delight.
Submitted by Terminal on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 10:54pm.
Ohmyholygosh!
I opened it at work and accidentally had my computer attached to the projector at the time! The entire office of 47 people saw a giant nipple being licked projected on a screen!
5 people had instant heart attacks. 4 others suffered emotional damages that they will be seeing psychiatrists for years to get over.
The tragedy!
BREASTS ARE SO DANGEROUS! Who can protect us from human sexuality? Damn you Creepy, you monster!
Submitted by Vanvance1 on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 6:56pm.
Nipples are serious business, dude.
Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 7:45pm.