Rock on From Beyond the Grave! Turn Your Cremated Remains into Vinyl Records!
Well now. This is different. When you croak, why be buried and left for insect food or have your ashes sitting in some urn somewhere when you now have the option of having your worldly remains pressed into vinyl record form? Yes. It's true. Read on!
Enterprising merchants And Vinyl are ready and waiting to take your cremated remains and mix the ashes into up to 30, 24-minute records! That's 12 melodic moments of extreme morbidity on each side for your loved ones to groove on. You provide your own audio - it can be music, a vocal recording, your last will and testament, or just silence to let them hear every pop and crackle you make!
Ya just can't make this shit up, kids, and the possibilities are endless! We just have one question... Do little people get pressed on 45s? Food for thought!
The afterlife on the black circle doesn't come cheap, though, with prices starting around $4,700 dollars.
Thanks to Bloody Disgusting for bringing this one to our attention.
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